I’ve been meaning to do a “Top Ten Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics” blog entry for, well, years. And I’ve never got round to it. Unfortunately, other people have done it, so if I ever do, I’ll just end up looking like the exploiter of second-hand ideas which I probably am. Maybe I should get on with starting the Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics project, in which I aim to publish the lyrics of every HMHB song, ever. That’s an idea I’ve been mulling over for ages. And it wouldn’t take long, would it?

(Update: I’ve done it)