Lyrics by Album

• 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
• ACD
• Achtung Bono
• Back Again in the DHSS
• Back In The DHSS
• Cammell Laird Social Club
• CSI: Ambleside
• Editor’s Recommendation EP
• Eno Collaboration EP
• Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
• Look Dad No Tunes EP
• McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt
• Peel Sessions and other one-offs
• Saucy Haulage Ballads
• Some Call It Godcore
• This Leaden Pall
• Trouble Over Bridgwater
• Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road

Note: the first three Half Man Half Biscuit albums have some crossover of tracks - see here for details

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