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Mars Ultras, You’ll Never Make The Station is a Peel Session one-off which makes you think “how can any band write songs as good as this and only ever record them once, on a radio session?” And the rather excellent title doesn’t have anything to do with the song, either, in case you’re wondering. Thanks to Jon and gnick

See lyrics to Mars Ultras, You’ll Never Make The Station

2 Letters Sent:
  1. Adam Pearce

    I would’nt fancy trying to stop the ultras make the station. Super duper song though with Nigel ‘guesting’ on power drill as the Peelster put it. Could have been number one I reckon given more publicity (and probably an official single release). Top notch !!

  2. Simon

    Not so much a lyric as an interjection, so I don’t know if you count ‘em or not:

    After “… Richard and Judy” Nigel says, “Drill”

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