The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

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160 pop songs picked over by pedants (in 2,784 comments!)

A room full of drama teachers listening to Bjork

Half Man Half Biscuit’s “list songs” are always good, especially when – as with Breaking News – they give Nigel the chance to fit as many things as possible into three minutes which irritate him. And indeed, probably most of us. Actually, I have a friend and fellow Biscuit fan who called his son “Fred”, only a couple of years before this song came out. Which must have been embarrassing.

See lyrics of Breaking News

10 Letters Sent:
  1. Rol

    What an excellent site!

    For what it’s worth, I gave you a plug on my own blog.

  2. Neil G

    I just wanted to say, I love this ‘song’. I agree with the above comment, this is a very well designed website. Thanks for all the effort you must have put into it.

  3. Bill Stow

    A couple of missing words in Breaking News:

    Line 5 after ‘……Operation Less Pricks, and kindly granted… ‘

    add ‘permission for’

    keep up the good work

    Bill

  4. You did, and I made a few amendments in your comments section at the time – Chris (aka CherryHintonBlue)

  5. Matt

    Just listened to this a few times, and I think it’s: ‘A man who informED people that he gets up at six am every morning and seemed to want a medal’

    Not: ‘A man who informS…’ people.

    The former makes better grammatical sense, and I think you can hear the ‘ed’ sound on the song. The relevant bit it as at 2:38.

  6. dagenham dave

    Just had a listen to both versions, in the Peel session it sounds like “informed” but the LP one I’m sure is “informs”.

  7. Matt Lee

    Newton Abbot has just the one T in each word.

  8. Matt Lee

    Oh, and it’s “Sex and the City”

  9. Jeez. As someone who wears his pedantry with pride, every so often I feel completely humbled by you lot.

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