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Well, despite Hannu Mikkola and Miriam Stoppard being OAPs, Architecture and Morality, Ted and Alice singularly failed to finish either of them off, although the same can’t be said of no-longer-early-but-now-rather-late Diana. And I can’t find any record of Jane Scott, a business I’m led to believe. Thanks to Chris, Nigel and Tony

See lyrics to Architecture and Morality, Ted and Alice

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  1. 1

    Ricardo

    Not being bothered to dig out the CD, I just signed in to Spotify. They’ve mixed up all the bonus tracks at the end of Back in the DHSS. Not being bothered to do anything about it, I dug out the CD.

    (If you’re on Spotify, and want to listen to this, you have to click on The Trumpton Riots. Obviously.)

    “Behind ME stood a maniac…?”

  2. 2

    Mr Galbraith

    I think it’s ‘me’ as well… A great reference to those really condescending 1970′s public information ads. Unusually cold and deep reservoirs also get the treatment too in San Antonio Foam Party. This may convince even Daily Mail readers that the nanny state isn’t a new concept.

    Have they had a pop at any others?

  3. 3

    Dave F.

    A third shout for ‘me’

    & there’s a typo:
    Snd the very next morning

  4. Thanks all. Doing these early songs terrify me, finding out I’ve been singing the wrong words for twenty-three years.

  5. 5

    Dave G

    Hannu Mikkola (not “…ula”) – also “MADE me want to set fire……” (although Nigel does sing “makes” on the “ACD” live version.

  6. 6

    Charles Exford

    Can’t believe you don’t remember the Jane Scott dating agency ads Chris that were all over the broadsheets and the underground railway systems in the 70s and 80s ?

    24 years on and these lyrics are gobsmackingly brilliant.Try ranting them out in John Cooper Clarke style ( a definite influence on NB57 early on, I’ve always thought) and it stands up as an outstanding performance poem on its own.

  7. 7

    Third rate Les

    Say what you like about Miriam Stoppard but I reckon her how to look after a baby books were the best ones. Lots of good information and well-presented, in a 90s Dorling Kindersley kinda way.

    Posher parents generally got the Great Ormond Street one because it didn’t have pictures and was therefore assumed to be more intellectual, plus the title suggested the warmly condescending approval of Brilliant Doctors. It was, however, rubbish.

  8. 8

    Chris p

    Surely it’s ” broke”, not” fold” your grandma’s neck?

  9. 9

    dagenham dave

    Both versions sound like ‘fold’ to these ears.

  10. 10

    Bill Stow

    The link to the song should read Architecture and Morality Ted and Alice (the ‘and’ is missing)

    Pedantic is Ant and Dec spelt differently

  11. Bill, normally you spoil me with your world-class pedantry, but you’ve got me beaten on this one. Explain?

  12. 12

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    Even after all this time, this film makes very little sense. No wonder that the smart Alecs and Nigels of the day were determined to rip the piss out of it.

  13. 13

    FCUM All

    Just clicked on the hammer and peach link above. I don’t remember that but remember the Young Ones taking the piss out of it. Was the bloke in the Young Ones the sames one from the advert?

    With Christmas only 4 months away, imagine that this desk top is a crowded shopping street on a busy Saturday morning. Say, for instance, that this huge meringue filled with whipped cream is a young mother loaded down with her groceries. And perhaps this enormous, soggy, over ripe tomato is a tiny little girl who doesn’t realise what a dangerous place her exciting new world is. And let’s assume that this clingfilm parcel of mashed banana and jam is a deaf senior citizen in a wheelchair and is blind. And that this cricket bat, with a breeze block nailed to it, is your car. Now, what happens if your car mounts the pavement? (bashes the various food products with the heavy cricket bat) Think once. Think twice. Think Don’t Drive Your Car On The Pavement.

  14. 14

    John Burscough

    This Halcyon bike has a dynamo supplied by…Shimano.
    http://halcyonbikes.com/bikes/aquilla/aquilla.htm
    I thank you.

  15. 15

    Android, Eyes Rolling

    Re #13 – I think the actor on the Young Ones was Andy De La Tour, who often cropped up in such bit parts in this, Filthy, Rich and Catflap and other series.

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