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And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar

File Prag Vec At The Melkweg under the “please don’t ask me to explain this one” category. Some baffling references – I can’t find any reason to reference (presumably Craig) Stadler’s caddy, but hey, somehow the whole still manages to be amusing.

See lyrics of Prag Vec At The Melkweg

14 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Moo

    Never managed to decipher “doctored my edible thong with listeria” before. It’s instantly my favourite line.

    The project goes from strength to strength…

  2. I never before quite grasped the seminar attended by the boys, but now I know.

    Great project!

  3. 3

    Ian in CO

    Johnny Quango, I thought?

  4. 5

    Lord Fullwood

    All I know is Melkweg is a night club in Amsterdam and Meadowlark Lemon was a netball bloke from the Hardup Globe Twatters. Maybe he worked his balls at the door as a bouncer ?

  5. 6

    dj

    i always heard it as ‘edible phone’ not sure i knew what a thong was in 1991

  6. 7

    Charles Exford

    Doing a bit of a Bill Stow here :

    It’s ‘the’ mental age of a haversack.

    …and Gypsies should have a capital ‘G’ in these enlightened times (prefer enlightened to the much-maligned “PC” in this case).

  7. 8

    lurking like len

    j agree – now i know it says
    “i doctored my edible thong with listeria”
    is a beautiful discovery

    but
    still hasnt cleared up about it causing
    “your offspring walk backwards”

    i still have a niggle it means something, an obscure reference perchance beyond the sheer poetry of it

    i mean, does listeria REALLY make you walk backwards
    *scurries off to wikipedia*

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    Bobby String

    I’ve been overdosing on the nit-picking pills again (we’re all out of Haliborange). According to their official website, the correct presentation of the name has the first four letters in lower case and the last three in upper case, thus: pragVEC

    OK, I’m off to lie down in a darkened room for an hour!

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  9. That’s a good spot. I’m not sure what to do about this, as the HMHB song is called “Prag Vec At The Melkweg”, no arguments, and I don’t think we can go round renaming (or re-spelling) titles of songs just because NB57 didn’t get it right (or perhaps simply refused to go with the random capitalisation nonsense). I suppose the mention in the song itself could go with the “official” way of writing the band’s name. Let’s go with that.

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    Bobby String

    I would have to agree with NB57 if he were to scorn the random capitalization thing, as pretentious as a whole bag of pretentious things. I agree also that because that’s the way he spelt it on the album the title has to stay as is.

    There’s a similar conundrum in Yipps (My Baby Got The) because every reference I can find to that strange phenomenon spells it with only one ‘p’, i.e the yips, but as Nigel has it with the double ‘p’ we shouldn’t change it. After all, who wants cant conformism?

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  11. 12

    BrumBiscuit

    Brian.

    Well, he would’ve if he was still alive.

  12. 13

    Hedley Verity

    Brian’s Alive … according to Wiki at least and living in Buckinghamshire, although he does have Parkinson’s.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cant

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    TWO FAT FEET

    MT&D’s track listing seems to be littered with errors; it even has two track titles apparently transposed, which has now become definitive.

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