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160 pop songs picked over by pedants (in 2,784 comments!)

And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar

File Prag Vec At The Melkweg under the “please don’t ask me to explain this one” category. Some baffling references – I can’t find any reason to reference (presumably Craig) Stadler’s caddy, but hey, somehow the whole still manages to be amusing.

See lyrics of Prag Vec At The Melkweg

7 Letters Sent:
  1. Moo

    Never managed to decipher “doctored my edible thong with listeria” before. It’s instantly my favourite line.

    The project goes from strength to strength…

  2. I never before quite grasped the seminar attended by the boys, but now I know.

    Great project!

  3. Ian in CO

    Johnny Quango, I thought?

  4. Lord Fullwood

    All I know is Melkweg is a night club in Amsterdam and Meadowlark Lemon was a netball bloke from the Hardup Globe Twatters. Maybe he worked his balls at the door as a bouncer ?

  5. dj

    i always heard it as ‘edible phone’ not sure i knew what a thong was in 1991

  6. Charles Exford

    Doing a bit of a Bill Stow here :

    It’s ‘the’ mental age of a haversack.

    …and Gypsies should have a capital ‘G’ in these enlightened times (prefer enlightened to the much-maligned “PC” in this case).

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