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With Goth On Our Side is a beautifully realised Bob Dylan spoof with no end of great references to Goths. Sure, the original is a classic, but this is much funnier. Thanks to gnick and Patrick

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25 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Alex

    Might be wrong but I always thought it was “and the scousers in shellsuits had goths on their site” rather than ‘side’. Makes more sense to me that way anyhow. Good website by the way.

  2. 2

    Bill Stow

    Verse 5 line 6 – The first word is ‘could’ not ‘can’

  3. 3

    Paul F

    I’ve never been convinced by “when I was in halls”. What halls?

    Could it be “Rhos” (as in Rhos-on-Sea near Colwyn Bay, which is pronounced something like “Horse”)?

  4. 4

    gary

    Student Halls of Residence

  5. 5

    Paul F

    Still not convinced. Surely any self-(dis)respecting snakebite drinker would have had their first-such beverage long before University?

  6. 6

    Martin

    Always understood it to be Halls as in Halls of Residence and never considered that it would be anything else.

  7. 7

    DP

    Isn’t it “Dylan can sue”?

  8. 8

    DP

    “Dylan can sue” makes more sense as a joke. I reckon that’s it.

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    Neil G

    I hadn’t read this one because it seems such an easy one to follow. Of course it’s ‘Dylan can sue’. It’s a challenge – if Dylan doesn’t like us taking the piss out of With God On Our Side, let him sue. It’s obvious, isn’t it?

  10. Well in that case he’s singing “…and Dylan car’n sue” to these ears. The suggestion is that when you’re in heaven, you can’t be sued. IMHO of course.

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    Charles Exford

    Well spotted chaps. Important to keep the incisors of pedantry sharp till there’s some new material to get them stuck into.

    Yes, it’s “can”. And it’s not “with bottles”, it’s “the bottles”, pronouncing “thee” in imitation of Dylan, as he does with “thee redcoats”,
    “thee village”, etc.

    I have an open mind about “Rhos”. In fact here I am, after a decade thinking it was “halls”, now verging towards “Rhos”. To my mind this character probably hasn’t been to away uni anyway, hence his unrequited longing for the Goth Centrals of W.Yorks. If he had I don’t reckon he would have come back to Wales, even to be a big fish in a small pond.

    I’ve never quite been able to get a definite mental picture of the battle of Butlins. Can anybody help me ? The redcoats want him off, so they the redcoats bottle him, or the Scousers bottle the redcoats (more likely I suppose) and the Goths join in. OK yeah, that’s probably it. You see, I’ve worked it out, the therapy’s worked again. Thanks for listening.

    Exxo.

  12. Never let it be said this site isn’t democratic then. Although now people will probably start weighing in with plausible defences of “can’t”.

  13. 13

    John Anderson

    Happy to oblige Chris. I must say I’ve always heard it as “Dylan can’t sue”. I take the inference to be that Uncle Bob might be tempted to take legal action against HMHB’s for the plagiarisation of “With God On Our Side” but with everyone dying together that would obviously no longer be possible.

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    dagenham dave

    I’d agree that it’s ‘Dylan can’t sue’.

    A very minor point, the second line of the last verse has ‘It’ at the start.

  15. my favourite is the rhyme of “Wilf” with “Cradle of Filth”.

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    Norbert D

    I reckon it’s “Dylan can’t sue”. A double meaning – he can’t sue because “we all die together”, and he can’t sue in real life because the tune of “With God On Our Side” isn’t his. It’s a traditional folk tune called “The Merry Month Of May”, adapted by Dominic Behan for his song “The Patriot Game” and then by Dylan.

    Virtually none of Dylan’s very early songs have original tunes, they’re all nicked, but they’re nicked from people who died years before and never copyrighted anything, so he can get away with claiming the composer credit. But if he tried to sue someone for re-using those tunes it wouldn’t stand up in court, so if you’re writing a song tomorrow, help yourself.

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    Charles Exford

    Well that adds up to quite a weighty counterblast from three much-respected contributors (and Norbert’s is surely an early candidate for a 2010 Silver Biscuit Award).

    So I’m wavering now,.. I don’t know if it’s “halls” or “Rhos” ‘cos I’m not from round there, and I couldn’t even tell if he’s singing “can” or “can’t”, even though I am from round there… but

    However Mrs.Exford has now defected to the “can’t” camp and I think I’m heading that way meself. What with the /a:/ and the /t/ and stuff.

  18. 18

    Paul F

    Very gratifying that after nearly 6 months, my Rhos theory is finally gaining traction.

  19. 19

    Neil G

    I don’t understand this. It is clearly ‘halls’, i.e. halls of residence. It rhymes with ‘walls’ as well, which is a strong indicator.

  20. 20

    Charles Exford

    Ah but maybe that’s what we’re meant to think, Neil.

    Anyway we should know soon enough.

  21. 21

    Charles Exford

    Confirmed as “halls”, i.e. halls of residence, and “can’t”, with Norbert spot-on in his doubly-correct reasoning (above). Source

  22. 22

    Paul F

    Gah – wrong on both counts.

  23. 23

    Charles Exford

    This morning I found myself feverishly engaged in some non-Biscuit-related pedantry regarding the foolishness of those who believe it has to be “an historic…”. This took me, by way of back-up, to the Guardian newspaper’s style guide, which before I knew it I had devoured in its entirety from A-Z.

    I particularly like the way they put this one:

    Goths (upper case) Germanic tribe that invaded the Roman empire
    goths (lower case) Sisters of Mercy fans who invaded the Shepherd’s Bush Empire

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/styleguide/g

    I’m actually quite surprised we haven’t visited this debate before on The Project, but yes, if you think about it, you wouldn’t capitalise “punks” or “indie kids”, so why “goths” ? On the other hand, “Welsh Goth” is definitely a movement and a genre.

  24. Fair point, and duly amended. But on the same basis I’ve had to amend “scousers” too.

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    Red Ricardo

    At the Pendle witch trials (inspiration for the title of The Fall’s debut album, iirc), apparently among the many charges levelled at those unfortunate women was one of “communing with imps”. It’s such a distinctive phrase, and one which I can’t find any other reference to – searching just brings up here and other references to the song.

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