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The title of A Lilac Harry Quinn defeats me, I have to say, although apparently Harry Quinn had a cycle shop in Liverpool, so maybe he sold “Harry Quinns” and maybe you could get lilac ones. Or something. Anyway, a few cycling references in this one, as well as an obscure athletics one. This must be a popular song, as five people have sent in the lyrics to it – and no two sets were the same (and my final compromise takes bits from all of them). Thanks to gNick, Jon F, Nigel, Sarah and EskimoEric

See lyrics to A Lilac Harry Quinn

23 Letters Sent:
  1. Harry Quinn built many custom bikes, so I imagine one could have one in any colour one wanted.

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    Ray Gee

    the ‘Lilac’ in the title comes from the fact that the sign outside the shop, which has long since been closed, is actually painted in lilac coloured paint, and as you say they were a cycle shop in Liverpool.

    The business was taken over by another cycle supplier in Liverpool and they trade under the name still, so it must have had a good name.

    This has always been one of my all time Half Man favourites, my son, also a Half Man avid fan, knowing this, took me to Liverpool one day, we were driving round, after a while he told me to look up when we got round the next corner, and there it was, in all it’s glory……..Harry Quinn, resplendant in LILAC!

    Beautiful, and it could only be Half Man Half Biscuit.

    Do you know, in the song they go into a rant of….’sturmey archer, campagnolo, sturmey archer, campagnolo…………’, well this is a continuation of the cycling theme as these were two different gear systems used on cycles.

    An absolutely fascinating song………but………it’s only one of many fascinating songs from arguably the most imaginative band ever.

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    nigel (not that one)

    “….’sturmey archer, campagnolo, sturmey archer, campagnolo…………’, well this is a continuation of the cycling theme as these were two different gear systems used on cycles.”
    Still are, although sturmey archer are not so common. Shimano doesn’t quite scan, unfortunately ;-)

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    Daryl

    An all time classic. Perhaps ‘Baby I’m from the Wirral peninsula’ needs to be in speech marks?

  5. It’s a fair suggestion Daryl, but I’m shying away from speech marks, because it’s often difficult to know where to stop (in this case, maybe the next two lines should be included too).

  6. 7

    Daryl

    Am I the only one who’s impressed that Nigel made the ‘Dick Quax running shoes’ scan? What a guy.

  7. 8

    dagenham dave

    This one popped up on the iPod today which reminded me to check what the ‘running shoes’ line was. I won’t embarrass myself by revealing what I thought it was but ‘Dick Quax’ didn’t feature in it.

    Once again this site has made me feel that little bit more content. Cheers Chris.

  8. 9

    Ray Gee

    Dick Quax was a New Zealand middle distance runner from the 70′s

  9. 10

    a_p

    The great Harry Quinn lives on…

    http://www.gisborneherald.co.nz/article/?id=16928

    Nigel would be proud “…He won’t take Harry anywhere he has to lock him up, just in case he gets stolen…”

  10. 11

    Matt Lee

    I thought it was “Merseyless” rather than merciless, but I’m likely wrong.

  11. 12

    Steveo

    Saw a Harry Quinn in Kettering town centre a couple of weeks ago, unfortunately it was black.

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    Colin (Timex) Smith

    As I recall, the reason so many of the Liverpool Mercury riders had lilac painted frames was because one of the riders worked at the Ford factory. Work the rest out yourself.

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    BrumBiscuit

    The Sturmey Archer/Campagnolo refrain at the end is a little strange, as I doubt that many later Harry Quinns were equipped with SA stuff. That was mainly for your commuter, workaday bike in those days.

    A lilac Harry Quinn would be blessed with Campagnolo gear, for sure.

    Sturmey Archer gear is now churned out in Taiwan, FWIW.

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a lilac Ford Fiesta, but I can’t say I’ve had my eyes peeled.

  14. 16

    Bobby String

    Sorry John, I would call that purple rather than lilac.

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    John Burscough

    Fair enough. I don’t know what you’d call the colour of my true love’s hairdressers here http://lds.localdataimages.com/large/1215/12153098.jpg , but it’s on the site previously occupied by Harry Quinn’s factory/shop.

  16. 19

    John Burscough

    Over to you, Bobby.

  17. 20

    Brumbiscuit

    Research has just revealed to me that Dick Quax’s running shoes were Adidas…

  18. 21

    John Burscough

    as you can see here (coming in second to Lasse Virén).

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    I'm a mate of pat o

    As a Postie who picks up his lazzy bands, as well as those dropped by other posties, I was amused to deliver a letter today to the rev. James Jones. Made me smile. Especially as I was listening to John Peel mocking Dave Stewart. Thank you Mr. Blackwell.

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    Gregg Z

    I woke up and couldn’t dislodge this tune from beneath the Friday morning fog, so I hazily decided to do some research. Astonishing. Is this progress?

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