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Just in case anyone was beginning to think they could spot a pattern in the lyrics going on this site, I’ll prove it’s all random with I, Trog, an obscurity hidden away towards the end of Some Call It Godcore. Another song about misfits. Thanks to Jon F, gNick and Martin

See lyrics to I, Trog

13 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    s.g.d.,a Shropshire lad

    owdo mon,

    I think that it is “mad sideys” as in sideburns.

    s.g.d.,a Shropshire lad.

  2. I like that – in fact it’s what I thought myself. But all three people who sent in the lyrics for this one went independently for “my tidies” so I accepted the majority verdict, good citizen that I am, even though I didn’t really get it. So the debate opens!

  3. 3

    Carstairs

    It is definitely mad sideys.
    Take it from me I’m a trog

  4. 4

    Neil G

    I’m in the Mad Sidies camp. There is a grammatical clue in the second verse where the subject of the sentence is the second person (i.e. you). “When you’re a trog and you’ve got… ” surely would be followed by ‘your tidies’ if it were tidies. Quite apart from that, I don’t know what tidies are, sidies makes sense and it sounds like sidies to me. And that’s all I want to say about that.

  5. OK, I suppose all we need to agree on is the spelling. :-)

  6. 6

    grim

    Mad sidies for me as well, or sideys if you prefer; although I admit I heard it as “my tidies” for a number of baffled years before finally working it out.

  7. 7

    Steve Malkmoose

    Given that the a lone sideburn would be a “sidey”- as opposed to a “sidie” (which just doesnt look right!); the plural must be “sideys” rather than “sidies” unless of course I’m a rank buffoon.

  8. Yes, it’s more akin to “monkey/monkeys” than “tidy/tidies”, I guess. And indeed, a lone sideburn wouldn’t look right.

  9. 9

    Dave F.

    The lyric book has it as sideys. Capitalized for some reason.

  10. 10

    Ben

    Sounds like “and in my dreams….I’ve taken you to Falkirk!” which I think is an even better lyric *blows on fingers*

  11. 11

    Charles Exford

    A post in another thread prompts me to confess that, after about two decades or something, I’ve only just realised that OMNI is a magazine.

    I had previously thought either his Sven Hassel Omni(bus) was stacked there, or that Omni-Stacking was some kind of self-assembly under-bed shelving system favoured by Trogs that I’d never heard of. Or possibly both.

    Not that I’d ever thought about it that much really.

  12. 12

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    I’d always fancied that it might be a gun, but due to my ignorance of all things military had never really been motivated to check. (Omni? – Uzi? Stacked? – err, as in packing an Uzi – stacking an Omni perhaps. Tenfold? – ummm, he had 10 of them?) Ok, in the cold light of day that doesn’t make much sense does it?

    Nevermind. It’s always nice to learn something new. Apparently Omni was a stablemate of Penthouse and was originally going to be called Nova. Super.

  13. 13

    John Burscough

    There were 200 issues in all, which stacked tenfold under a (presumably) single bed wouldn’t have left much room for Penthouses.

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