26 Mar 2008
But you can’t hide the fact that we used to play naked Twister
Ordinary to Enschede is a B-side from the McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt era. It’s rather sweet. There’s a mystery place in the first verse (”Phipps Central” according to the HMHB site) which I’ll be very grateful if anyone can shed a light on.
See the lyrics to Ordinary to Enschede
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Floreat Ultonia
Just inspired guesswork but might Phipps Central be Eindhoven Beukenlaan which serves the Philips industrial complex?
Keep up the good work.
Apr 25th, 2008
Ben
Can’t help with any lyrics as I’ve never actually heard the song.
Just thought I’d post in case anyone was struggling with what an ‘ordinary’ was.
Back in the days of ‘Football specials’ when trains were laid on for 70’s hoolies to wreck, there was an incident between Chelsea and Everton fans at High Street Kensington which (I think) lead to Everton coming off slightly the worse for wear.
Next season some legendary graffiti was sprayed onto a wall at Lime Street -”Ordinary to Chelsea” inviting those seeking retribution to attend via a scheduled train service in order to slip through the attentions of the Met.
May 1st, 2008
twistedkitemike
I always thought it was ‘Fib Central’?
As in, telling porkies?
I may enquire upon high if necessary.
Mike…………………………………………………………
May 2nd, 2008
chris
Wow, could be. Not sure it makes much sense, but then again, who does? (Sorry, came across all Blade Runner there)
May 2nd, 2008
gNick
Sounds like Fib Central, now I listen to it again. I’ve been singing it in acoustic nights as Phipps Central for about a year though…
An enquiry on high might make good sense - whether the answer would is another matter.
May 2nd, 2008
dj
i thought it was phipps central as well, but no, i couldn’t offer a convincing argument for it either.
May 20th, 2008
CAMRA man
Hi Chris.
Great site and congratulations for taking on a monumental and noble task. Here’s my tuppence worth. After hearing it again, I concur with the others by thinking it’s “Fib” . I kinda fits in with the previous two lines where she is lying to him.
Jul 11th, 2008
chris
OK, let’s go with that, although enquiries made on high would still be most welcome!
Jul 11th, 2008
Ben
If like me you’ve never heard this rarity, some kind soul has uploaded it onto You tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvz-h0xCYk
Jul 19th, 2008
sgd
the song book has it as Phipps Central.
hope this helps
Jul 20th, 2008
Twistedkitemike
Out of interest, my enquiry to a higher authority was met with an unequivocal “Fib Central”. He should know. Maybe.
Unrelated, but many thanks to this site/forum for confirming (albeit only one of the many theories that I had considered over the years) the lyrical content of “Techstep”. It ’sort of’ makes sense now.
Again, great piece of work; this site.
Mike…………………………………………………………………..
Oct 13th, 2008
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