I’ll walk in hell for a walk-in bath

Blue Badge Abuser strikes a blow for the 16 remaining people in this country who haven’t worked out how to join in the fun and play the system.

26 Mar 200824 Comments

Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren

Totnes Bickering Fair is another spot of amusing Nappy Valley bashing, and is one of those two-minute uptempo laughalongs which will be a live favourite, without doubt.

19 Mar 20088 Comments

But besides being boss…

On The ‘Roids was one of two new songs previewed on a session broadcast by BBC Radio Merseyside in September 2007.

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Here comes The Black Horse...

Your PBRs
Because life is a Perpetual Biscuit Reference
HMHB Lyrics in the Media
Acknowledge those brave souls who slip one in
Gig Reviews and Discussions
Including Pre-Gig Banter and the Giant Set List Chart
The Lux Familiar Cup 2011
The Nation chooses its favourite HMHB song
No Longer In Need Of Season Tickets
The "curse of HMHB" victims and how long they outlived a mention
See what we've got in the pipeline
We get to work on some songs not yet released
Lists of stuff in HMHB songs
...from musicians to footballers to dates...
Shit Band, No Fans
The football chants sneaked into the songs
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and dispatch
"but most people still just seem to quote the jokes"
Thirty seconds into the first song...
Discuss the best opening lines in the songbook
This sounds like a class rant
The politics of Half Man Half Biscuit
25th Anniversary Chat
Celebrity readers queued up to pay tribute
Cover Versions
Discussing the Trad. Arr. Tunes heard live
Bicciepedia
The real stories behind the songs. Possibly.
It might sound bogus – but it’s official
Exxo gets an audience with NB57