Joy Division Oven Gloves now regularly get held up by someone in the audience at live gigs. Google some YouTube live performances of the song and you may get a glimpse. Slippers (for writing on the soles of) I did expect, but these I did not. Someone’s probably even selling them by now. Thanks to EskimoEric and gnick
See lyrics to Joy Division Oven Gloves
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I tend to act on lyric corrections usually only when somebody backs up an initial suggestion. If a correction doesn't get a seconder, I usually let it go (unless it's so obviously the right thing to do). However, if you feel strongly that I shouldn't have ignored a suggestion, feel free to re-post your comment and ask for some support!
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26 Letters Sent:
Martin
This one’s bothered me for a bit. The first line really sounds to me like…
“Well, they say she’s too hot…………”
I’d cast it away as too random if it wasn’t for the “If it’s her desire…..” in the next line.
Can you turn the volume up and give it a fair listen please Chris?
Jul 3rd, 2008
Paul F
Definitely “the dish is too hot”.
Jul 3rd, 2008
danny
your doing a great job mate. Keep up the good work
Jul 8th, 2008
Mr Larrington
+1 for “the dish is too hot”
Jul 10th, 2008
Gareth
polishing the knave?
Just an idea.
Oh, how Neil and Nigel must be laughing as the saunter through our earnest musings. Or gently chuckling, I hope.
Jul 12th, 2008
Martin
Happily conceded to “The dish is too hot” after seeing a live one on youtube.
I defer to you all
Jul 13th, 2008
Mr Larrington
Having been stuck on the M25 for half a lifetime on Friday, with naught but an HMHBMP3CD for company, I’m a bit less convinced by “dish” than I was this time last week. One version sounded like “the dish is too hot”, another “she says she’s too hot” and a third “sex is too hot”!
I may have to lock myself in a small dark room with naught but my iPod for company…
Jul 14th, 2008
Ian (Colorado)
Worth noting – some bright spark (userid oladavola) has uploaded some decent quality footage onto YouTube of HMHB recently at Cornbury – worth checking them all out.
Jul 19th, 2008
Paddy O
The last 3 lines are …
Get your Joy Division oven gloves
We got Joy Division oven gloves
Hallelujah
(Get and We are transposed in the on-line lyrics)
Still a blinding tune!
Jan 22nd, 2009
Chris The Siteowner
@Paddy O: you’re right as regards the Peel Session version, but it’s the other way around on the album.
Jan 22nd, 2009
Peter
Just listened to the Peel session version, sounds to me like “Well, this dish is too hot…” as opposed to “the dish”
Apr 8th, 2009
Peter
…and you don’t think it could be “post-punk Postcard fair” do you? As in the record label?
Apr 8th, 2009
Chris The Siteowner
Not convinced on the “the/this”. And we’ll never know as regards the capitalisation of “Postcard”, I guess…
Apr 9th, 2009
Charles Exford
Not picked up on this one before, but post Peter’s post I’ve applied the patent Exford the-mometer and this-mometer, and the results are even more positive than for “this firmament”. Definite strong traces of /s/ there before the /d/. If it’s ‘the’ it’s ‘the sdish’. So +1 for “this”.
Apr 10th, 2009
Chris The Siteowner
OK, that’ll do for me
Apr 10th, 2009
NIck Ink
I’m shocked and saddened to see that there’s a consensus for “checking out The Quantocks”, as I’d always enjoyed the idea of Nigel all on his own there with a little mini-barbecue set cooking “chicken on the Quantocks”. I still like it, as it’s more strongly linked to the need for oven gloves. What think ye?
Oh, also five thumbs up for the utterly fabulous site.
Jul 2nd, 2009
Dave F.
Nick
To me it is definitely ‘checking out’, the gloves being essential protective clothing to complement Gortex based rain-wear & a good sturdy pair of walking boots. Unlike hiking poles which are just an affectation.
Chris
Did you say this site had problems displaying certain characters? Because blasé should have an acute accent
Jul 2nd, 2009
Chris The Siteowner
I’m sure the technology can handle them fine. But in uncharacteristically non-pedantic style, I just can’t be bothered with accents. To me, the English for blasé is blase.
Jul 2nd, 2009
Chris Quinn
A picture of the handwritten lyrics is here (on display in Liverpool Museum a few months ago!)
Aug 24th, 2009
Dave F.
Well, well, well.
It turns out Martin was right all along. Gold star to him.
Aug 24th, 2009
Chris The Siteowner
Hmm, what to do? We seemed to have reached general agreement that the song actually begins: “Well, the dish is…”, which does sound right, more so on certain live versions. But now we see from the original handwritten lyrics that the song was at least supposed to start: “Well, they say she’s…”.
NB57 has form on changing lyrics from the various printed versions, but in this case, the disputed version is something which some people reckon it’s been all along.
But now I listen again, in every version (I have six here), if I try hard I can hear “Well, they say she’s…”
Who’d be a referee, eh? But then surely a bit of controversy is part of the game’s appeal.
Aug 25th, 2009
Simon Aughton
According to the handwritten lyric the second line is “yeah but guess what”. And listening again, I think that’s right.
Aug 25th, 2009
Exxo
Referring to the museum manuscript, Chris, I can see why you’ve not gone with Nige’s interesting spelling of piccalilli or his accent on blasé … though personally I would definitely have included the latter. However I do think the Laird deserves his capital L just because Nige gives him one (ooh missus).
But I was particularly wondering why you haven’t changed ‘nave’ (which we all thought it was of course) to Nigel’s knavish ‘knave’ … can we seriously believe Nige would put the homophone in by accident ?
“knave” adds a bit more innuendo on top of the “Laird” one.
Likewise I wonder why you’ve not changed ‘talk to the hands in his’ to Nigel’s ‘talk to the hand… in my’ ? (I always thought it was ‘talk to the handS in my’, but it’s not what he puts),
[Incidentally Mrs. Exford has just learnt this tune on guitar having found that "Drunkenmadman" chappie doing it on Youtube, and I have to confess that inspired by some of his versions I'm saving up for a Uke to accompany her ].
Feb 10th, 2010
Chris The Siteowner
Thanks Exxo. Sorted (mainly). Can’t wait for your own video.
Feb 10th, 2010
Drunkenmadman
I still get freaked out every time someone mentions a video I’ve done.
Exxo, if you do a video, tag it as a video response, I’d love to see it.
Btw, I do requests. Sort of. If I like the request, that is.
Feb 10th, 2010
dagenham dave
I’ve given the ‘post-punk postcard fair’ a lot of thought (maybe too much) and have arrived at the following conclusion.
Initially I thought postcard should have a capital P as in the Glasgow based record label, however you wouldn’t have to qualify it as ‘post-punk’ as it started in 1979. So I think it refers to a postcard collectors fair which if described as ‘post punk’ is rather amusing. To me anyway….
Feb 18th, 2010
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