The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

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179 Pop Songs Picked Over By Pedants

CSI: Ambleside

CD PROBE61, 28 April 2008

  • Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
  • Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess
  • Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
  • Ode To Joyce
  • Blue Badge Abuser
  • Totnes Bickering Fair
  • King Of Hi-Vis
  • Lord Hereford’s Knob
  • On the ‘Roids
  • Petty Sessions
  • Little In The Way Of Sunshine
  • Give Us Bubblewrap
  • National Shite Day

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