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Depressed Beyond Tablets is as depressing as you’d expect from the title – as one reviewer once wrote: “I do hope it’s not too autobiographical” but it does seem personal enough that it might just be the case. The song always reminds me of 4AD3DCD, which isn’t nearly as glum. Thanks to Paul

See lyrics to Depressed Beyond Tablets

15 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Patrick

    Chris/Paul: Isn’t it ‘cloud base’ (a recognised meteorological term) as opposed to ‘cloud face’? Nearly at 100! How many songs are there in total in the HMHB canon?

  2. It is “cloud base”, of course. Thanks. And how I wish we were nearly at 100 (we’re at 79 at the time of writing), because then we’d be over halfway there. We’re not halfway yet though! Still, the second half should be easier, lots of old songs which have been published lots of times before, all I’ll have to do is to come to a consensus on the bits where people differ.

  3. 3

    Grimsdale

    At the end I think it’s “I’m DBT GBP” (as in Depressed Beyond Tablets Gone Beyond Pills).

    Keep up the great work!

  4. My typo count increases as senility approaches.

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    dj

    i hear “other results of…” as “oh the results of…”

  6. 6

    Alan

    Thanks for providing the lyrics to this song, I knew most of them but
    couldn’t work out the odd few. This album is amazing and this song
    is one of my favourites on it. How come stuff as witty and intelligent
    as this is never played on the radio? HMHB and Frank Zappa are two
    of the most overlooked artists on the planet.

    Thanks again.

  7. 7

    Norbert D

    “And maybe four more without the numerous frills”

    This can’t be right – it doesn’t make any sense for a start, and it really doesn’t sound like Nigel’s singing “four more”.

    I have no idea what he does say, unfortunately, so I’m no help.

  8. 8

    dagenham dave

    I thought it was ‘fills’ rather than ‘frills’, perhaps an instruction to the drummer…?

  9. 9

    Ben

    @ Norbert D, that line’s always bothered me – the first bit sounds like “And maybe Paul Morley…..”

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    Norbert D

    Heh, I thought “Paul Morley” at first, but it’s not that. Definitely an “f” sound at the start. Listening again it does sort of sound like “four more”, but I can’t see what that’s supposed to mean, and the rest of the lyric is so polished that surely the last line wouldn’t just be gibberish?

    @ Ben – I reckon it’s “fills” too. Stephen Stills was a bugger for widdly guitar fills all over every track he ever played on, so it could still relate to him I suppose.

  11. 11

    Norbert D

    NB57 wasn’t asked about this “four more” line during that recent chat, was he? I was listening to this song today, and that line’s still driving me mad, in the way that only such tiny concerns can.

  12. 12

    Charles Exford

    I’m guessing there’ll be a few of us who’ve previously googled “Caverns and abysmals”, suspecting ‘Blakey’ not to be the only poetic reference in this song. I know I did so a few years go, to no avail. But maybe literary people have recently been learning C.T.Siteowner-style tricks to get their stuff higher up in the google results, ’cos sure enough, the vital line is now at numbers seven and eight on the results page for “caverns and abysmals”, preceded by a mere six versions of these song lyrics from this site.

    It turns out to be from a letter written by that adopted son of Birkenhead, Wilfred Owen.

    After the poet’s epic recovery from shell-shock and about to embark for the final time back to the front in 1918, he wrote one of many letters to his mentor Siegfried Sassoon. Commenting on Shelley’s 1819 poem ‘Stanzas written in Dejection near Naples,’ which he’d been discussing with Sassoon, Owen declared:

    “Serenity Shelley never dreamed of crowns me. Will it last, when I shall have gone into caverns and abysmals such as he never reserved for his worst daemons?”

    (Or, if you like, “Oi Shelley you old moody chops! Never mind moping around in despair on a nice Italian beach, how am I going to cope with going back into the trenches? Holiday in Naples ? Holiday in Cambodia more like it!”) Well Ok, maybe he didn’t say that last bit. Owen was fond of borrowing archaic phrasings from the romantic poesy of yore, though I’m sure he’d have cited Jello Biafra if he could. The “caverns and abysmals” and “daemons” aren’t actually in that particular Shelley poem, but Shelley’s work is full of such stuff and Owen must be citing some similar piece somewhere.

    You all know how the story ends. Within a couple of weeks Owen was back at the front. His serenity did last, his DBT days behind him, and he was transformed into the kind of soldier he had determined to be. He “fought like an angel” and won the Military Cross for his heroism. But of course a few weeks later, just a week before the Armistice, he was killed in action. The telegram to his parents in Shrewsbury arrived, famously, as the Armistice bells pealed out.

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    Robin Bussell

    oooh! I hadn’t noticed that “Blakey” could be Willam Blake as well as the character from “on the busses” Brilliant!

    Thanks.

  14. 14

    S.G.D A SHROPSHIRE LAD

    i haver never been too keen on Birkenhead trying to claim our Shropshire Lad but today’s ” breaking news” might help:

    http://www.wilfredowen.org.uk/news/2011/03/birkenhead-will-welcome-the-countrys-first-tribute-to-wilfred-owens-work

    p.s. does anyone else think that we need a forum for when these threads go off topic?

  15. 15

    Walkleyblade

    Now here’s a thing (which has to be coincidence, surely?): I’ve just read that, at Glasto 2008, Amy Winehouse (RIP, troubled soul), sang the slightly re-worked words “Now Blakey, I’ll go back to black”, referring to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, but eerily echoing a couple of lines of Depressed… This was on June 29th, a mere 9 days after these lyrics were posted. Was the poor girl (who could certainly be derpessed beyond tablets) a HMHB/Chris Rand fan…?

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