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I remember a lot of people pissed themselves over Four Skinny Indie Kids when it came out, and they had a point – it’s a very funny observation. But actually, come to think of it, they were probably the sort of people who the song’s having a go at. This is also another “list song” with a load of baffling nonsense recited in unique HMHB style. A couple of these lines I’m not quite certain of, so please feel free to add your comments and corrections below.

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23 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Gordon Burns

    Love it – keep up the good work!

  2. 2

    Nick Henney

    Fantastic as ever. Two suggestions: maybe “Chick bait apricot” and “We’ve got grey in brown and black”.

    NIck

  3. I’ll stick with Chic Bates – it’s a typically obscure HMHB footy reference – but I like the other one: “Brian” never sounded right to me. Anyone else got any thoughts?

  4. 4

    Scott

    It’s “christ like mince”, I think – ala Brett Anderson of Suede’s posing on stage..

  5. Ah, very good. Changes duly made. (In the absence of a Wikipedia-like change log, readers will now wonder what I had before. Probably.)

  6. 6

    Dave

    Could the Christ like line not be, Christ-like mints, as in holy mints or polos as we commonly know them.
    Is the song a list of ridiculous band and song names that could be getting suggested by 4 worthless, pissed wannabe oiks?

  7. @Dave: it could be. I suspect we’ll never know the answer though.

  8. 8

    Dave

    Check this link I found.

  9. 9

    Dave

    Regarding the last comment; they know nothing of saltergate!!!

  10. 10

    Informant

    Chic Bates is a footballing legend (in Shrewsbury at least). He scored more than 100 goals during his league career and managed the club to its highest ever league position (8th in the old div 2). His real name is Phil and Chic is a nickname which stuck. Delighted HMHB have immortalised him.

  11. 11

    malcolm x

    I reckon ‘sly fag Dunstable’

  12. I rather like that suggestion, although it’s hard to believe after 839 views of this page (thank you Google Analytics) that we’d still have something almost as wrong as darts in soap operas. I checked the Peel session version too, and it’s quite possible, y’know. Anyone agree?

  13. 13

    Dave F.

    The “One, Two, Three…” countdown is missing.

  14. 14

    Joe Hutch

    Surely it’s ‘website Notts’ rather than ‘website nonce’? The original HMHB website being based at Nottingham University and that.

  15. 15

    steve nicholls

    Another one for the HMHB curse here….

    Chesterfield are moving to a new ground, possibly next season, meaning Saltergate will be demolished.

    Probably to make way for ‘apartments’. Or a supermarket.

  16. 16

    Tonto's Expanding Waist Band

    Hmmm… “Chickbait”… if Lynx ever did aftershave, they wouldn’t need to overhaul their ads too much…

  17. 17

    Chris Warr

    Always thought it was “Christ liked mints” meself?

  18. 18

    One Skinny Indie Kid

    At the Aberdeen Lemon Tree gig back in May 2009 my mate shouted out for this to be played. Nigel looked over to where we were stood and said ‘Nah. There’s only two of you.’

    Highlight of the night for us pair of Saddos.

  19. 19

    Dave Cooper

    I’m very belatedly putting a claim in for “website Notts” as well.

  20. 20

    Charles Exford

    ‘Nonce’ was officially confirmed last March (Chris may wish to underline & link to the “an audience with” thread).

    It’s here – Ed

  21. 21

    SPENCER THE HALFWIT

    The page is often referred to and linked, but the list of corrections itself doesn’t appear to be accessible and never has been.

  22. 22

    Charles Exford

    I also think that would be helpful, Spencer.

    If Chris doesn’t already have a list of the two-score-or-more of lyrics officially confirmed during my visits to Prenton Park, I can easily knock one up.

    Not necessary, I think, but if you find anywhere which should have a link to that page, then email me and I’ll ensure it’s added. – Chris

  23. 23

    John Burscough

    The rhyme scheme of FSIK is interesting, quite close to a form called double dactyl which often contains nonsense phrases (higgledy-piggledy…)

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