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Flirt with brass and later rue it

Monmore, Hare’s Running is a nonsense song which is more endearing than it probably deserves to be. Brilliant if for nothing else than getting that title into a song. Thanks to Grev and Jon F

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23 Letters Sent:
  1. That’d be a goth on a bouncy castle, rather than a dog.

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    Paul F

    Agreed.

  3. Well, “goth” is mentioned at the HMHB site so I’m happy to go with that, although “a dog on a bouncy castle” does sound a lot more like something lacking in hassle than a goth does. It would appear people have had this argument before! Any other opinions?

  4. The album track is oddly ambiguous now that I listen to it, but this YouTube fan video (using a session recording?) easily cliches it.

  5. And that, my friends, closes the argument. Goths 1, Dogs 0.

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    colin

    arrrrrghhhhhhhhh is it guard on a bouncy castle it would make more sense but since when has sense been anything to do with it

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    Ben

    I’ve always song along as ‘guard’

    Also assumed it was ‘get on with the’ rather than ‘get home for’ neighbours. As in a nod to The Small Faces. Ya lives and learns I suppose.

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    Ian (Colorado)

    Love this one and PRS.

    I always thought the Weller compliment was “fine shoes, and credible tunes:….

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    Paul F

    Ben – it is a nod to the Small Faces, but in typical Nigel-style it’s been twisted to refer to daytime TV.

    And I’ve always heard “Goth” – it fits due to the absurdity of someone so mirthless indulging in merriment.

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    Matt Wilson

    Sorry to re open the wound, but im convinced its dog on a bouncy castle, as thats a phrase round my part of yorkshire, simply means to have no idea of whats going on. Anyways, i may be wrong :)

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    Bob Arctor

    Got to agree with Ian(Colorado): I hear “credible tunes” as well

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    Ria (London)

    Yeah, I thought it was ‘credible tunes’ too.
    This site is awesome, gz!! :D

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    grim

    Just to add my breath to the straw poll, I’ll go with ‘incredible tunes’ and ‘goth on a bouncy castle’ every time.

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    Bill Stow

    Just to bring the whole tenor of the conversation down to the correct pedant level rather than up in nimbus – Line 10 starts with ‘and’

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    pjdoyle

    Isn’t it:

    Sharp tunes
    Incredible shoes

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    Paul F

    I’m with PJDoyle.

  17. @pjdoyle/@paulf – I think that’s the Peel Session version only.

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    dagenham dave

    Just listened to this and I’m convinced that it’s ‘dog’. I think that a dog on a bouncy castle makes much more sense than a goth being on one.

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    Neil G

    Dagenham Dave,
    The line is ‘I could be a goth on a bouncy castle’.
    ‘I could be a dog on a bouncy castle’ would involve transmogrification. Becoming a goth would require only mascara and a change of clothing. I’m going with ‘goth’.

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    Neil G

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    Norbert D

    The Peel session version settles this weird goth/dog tussle once and for all. I’ve never heard the correct word enunciated so clearly in my life…

  22. And indeed, it is “Goth”. Source …it’s also confirmed as “Fine shoes, incredible tunes”.

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    TWO FAT FEET

    Late bid for the Weller-aping “hey” to be inserted after the “flirt with brass and later rue it” line.

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