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Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I’d watch you excel

I Left My Heart In Papworth General is another one of those songs on the first album which – to me – hint more strongly than most of things to come. Mr McKenzie appears to be alive and well, unlike Papworth Hospital, which is relocating to Cambridge (that’s all from Look East tonight, we’ll be back at the same time tomorrow). Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile OBE, KCSG appears to be indestructible. Oh, and an alternative version available substitutes “melt down your rings and things” for “melt down your fingerware”, in case you’re worried you’ve been singing the wrong words for twenty-three years. Thanks to Martin, Nigel, Jon F, Tony and EskimoEric

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16 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Two Fat Feet

    I do believe it’s “I’d sit and watch you excel”. Also I think you need to delete “would” and “But” from the next two lines. And maybe even “would Singleton pay”.

    Mind you it’s 6am as I write and my judgement may still be impaired.

  2. 2

    Matt Lee

    It should be:

    What are you doing today?
    And what have you done with the money?
    How much did Singleton pay?

    Also possible:

    I’ve got this young brother, y’see

    Now I just need someone to explain the beagle bit to me, as I’m too young to remember cigarette ads on telly.

  3. OK, thanks, done most of those, feel free to continue to nag if something’s irritating you there. I generally try to not spell out an interviewee’s laugh (d’you, y’see, etc).

    Matt, Beagles used to be very keen on the odd ciggie.

  4. 4

    Poolio

    I hear…

    Those legendary rivulets YOU’D trickle on down to your chin….

    not would…

  5. I definitely hear “Those legendary rivulets’d trickle on down to your chin…” which I interpret to be short for “would”…

  6. 6

    Ben

    Is it not “With a” gob full of Tapoica?

    I’d always assumed it was “what have you done with your body?” as in, is it still in shape?

  7. 7

    John Anderson

    @Matt Lee In the 1970s beagles were used in laboratory tests on the effects of smoking.

  8. 8

    Matt Lee

    Wow… I thought it was some kind of German Shepherd/Rum thing.

  9. 9

    Fit like min?

    I always thought it was “watch you exhale”. Would this work?

  10. 10

    Fit like min?

    Been dwelling on my previous post and now wish to call a stewards enquiry. I reckon it’s exhale as that what weightlifters do after lifting the weight above their head and we are talking about Precious Mckenzie. Also explains the legendary rivulets down his chin. That’s it, off to sort out the Middle Easto Crisis now There’s no stopping me!

  11. 11

    Martin

    Noooo… surely it’s “watch you excel”? It just doesn’t sound like exhale, and hasn’t for 25 years.

    With Ben, I’d be chucking “With a” before the gob full of tapioca. It’s definitely the version I grew up with.

    =
    Only 60 hours ’til Bilston :D

  12. 12

    Fit like min?

    Conceeded, I just checked the lyric sheets on the hmhb website and it is indeed excel. I let someone borrow my Cd many years ago and it returned minus the booklet with the lyrics. Cancelled my ticket for the middle east.

  13. 13

    Rick

    I hear a “so” before “stub out your King Edward”, does anyone else?

  14. 14

    Dave F.

    So do I, but only in the session version. These lyrics are, sensibly, based on the official released version. Although there are noticable differences in this song; namely in relation to his hand ornaments.

  15. 15

    Dave F.

    So where is Mr. Albino in the list of clog poppers?

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    Chris the Siteowner

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