Hey Jason, they’ve got no dry ice

Running Order Squabble Fest ticks all the boxes and qualifies as an undisputed Half Man Half Biscuit classic. Brief, hilarious, good riff, modified football chant, embarrassing to its unsuspecting targets …what’s not to like?

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4 Letters Sent:

1
Kendo Nagasaki
I thought it was ‘Hey Jason, they ain’t got no dry ice’.
Scans better.
Nov 16th, 2011
2
Paul F
Does it?
Nov 16th, 2011
3
Dave Wiggins
Kendo. Not to be picky, but I can’t see how that ‘ain’t’ could make it scan better? Clearly, “hey Jason they’ve got no dry ice”.
Nov 16th, 2011
4
Hagerty F.
I always thought it was “they ain’t got no dry ice”, but on listening again it’s clearly “they’ve got no dry ice”
Nov 16th, 2011

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