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179 pop songs picked over by pedants

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I’d better get a move on, we have more subscribers to the blog now than songs transcribed. It’s also time to get on with Cammell Laird Social Club. Anyway, San Antonio Foam Party has a go at officialdom assuming it knows what you think (see also A Country Practice) and suggests Britain’s two best tennis players at the time of the end of the century party were robots. And the relevance of the title of the song? I’ve no idea. Thanks to Rob

See lyrics to San Antonio Foam Party

17 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Matt

    Good job. My only comment is that the line beginning ‘Sniffer dogs…’ could do with a comma, thus:

    ‘Sniffer dogs in, fluorescent bibs’.

    This is because without the comma it means ‘Sniffer dogs wearing fluorescent bibs’, whereas I have always taken it to mean ‘Sniffer dogs enter [the brothel] – fluorescent bibs’. There is a definite pause, and the listing of observations in this manner is a HMHB trademark. For example, ‘Ballad of Climie Fisher’ has the line ‘Fisher goes berserk. Mayhem, police cars.’

  2. Sounds like “This is me calling for some civic pride”.

    Also, it’s “Twin town said we just weren’t cool”.

  3. 3

    Bob Ginger

    I think the line near the end is “twin town said we just weren’t cool.” I have a vague memory of Nigel quoting these lines in an interview at the time of the album’s release, unless I dreamed it.

  4. I going to be really pedantic here and point out that it’s “So now we’ve got a suicide pact with Goole”.

    And of course I meant “This is me pleading…”, not “This is me calling…” above. Something about petards springs to mind.

  5. 5

    Bill Stow

    Line 30 – I think it should be ‘with the storming’ not ‘in the storming’

  6. 6

    Jitsu G

    Chimps and wires ?
    I thought the chimps were pulling the strings, chips doesn’t make sense

  7. 7

    Neil G

    Chips, as in silicon chips, computers.

  8. 8

    Jitsu G

    My other half has just corrected me, you are right Neil, I shall clean my ears out before being so hasty in future

  9. 9

    John Burscough

    The twin town/suicide pact bit is probably a reference to the late Linda Smith, who used to say her home town of Erith in Bexley wasn’t twinned with anywhere, but it did have a suicide pact with Dagenham. When she was starting out in Sheffield in the 80′s the pact was apparently with Rotherham.
    Goole is funnier (unless you live there).

  10. 10

    Rowan

    This is wildly late, but I’m certain that it’s the dogs that are in bibs – every sniffer dog I’ve ever seen working for the police wears one.

  11. 11

    Charles Exford

    Cheers Rowan for drawing our attention back to this one. When I previously read Matt’s comment above I assumed he was in a minority of one, and who was just someone who hadn’t come across the fairly common sight of police dogs in fluorescent bibs. But I hadn’t noticed that Chris had actually written the lyric in the highly debateable way that Matt suggested: ‘Fluorescent bibs’ surely can’t be a narrative development along the lines of ‘Police cars’. What do other readers think?

  12. 12

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    No comma. No other comment.

  13. 13

    John Burscough

  14. 14

    Rowan

    In my personal experience, there are no fluorescent bibs in brothels in Palermo. In my personal experience.

  15. 15

    Rowan

    Unless he means that the police are the ones wearing fluorescent bibs. Anyway, in my humble, there should definitely not be a comma.

  16. 16

    John Burscough

    Anyway, moving on. Is it Palermo in Sicily (where the brothels have supposedly been shut down for decades and gives its name to the anti-human trafficking Palermo Protocol), or Palermo the red light district in Buenos Aires?
    We really ought to know.

  17. OK, no comma it is.

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