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I gave up hope ironically for Lent

Lord Hereford’s Knob is, quietly, one of the best songs on CSI:Ambleside. Of course, every HMHB album needs a track celebrating English (and indeed here, Welsh) geography, and this one is one of my favourites ever. Plus it namechecks some old HMHB songs! In case you didn’t know, Lord Hereford’s Knob – AKA Twmpa – is a peak in the Brecon Beacons. Thanks Giles

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  1. 1

    Ben

    Think it might be ‘Pox of the Pennine Ridge” and I thought it was “could that be the Severn”

    Well done on doing this though, long overdue.

  2. 2

    bug

    It sounds like it might be “To the pots of the Pennine Ridge” as in potholes – there seem to be a few up there if you Google ‘pots pennine ridge’.

  3. @Ben: it certainly could be “Severn”, and it would rhyme, but “seraph” makes a lot of sense too; someone’s going to need a better sound system than mine to make it out.

    @Bug: yes, that sounds better, I think.

    Thanks both!

  4. 4

    Ben

    I’m remaining steadfast in it being “to the pox of the Penine Ridge” makes more sense lyrically.

    None of you can stop me singing along to that…….can you?

    P.S after googling ‘Seraph’ I reluctantly concede that point :)

  5. 5

    Vince

    I’m giving my vote for “…Could that be the Severn” because:

    A) It rhymes with heaven
    B) Twmpa is “near” the Severn and
    C) I think the F-sound you hear (to make you think of Seraph) is from the backing vocals singing ‘Here”F”ord’s’ Knob

    OK. so I was a million miles wide on Bad Losers at Yahoo Chess, but on this one I’m more confident.

    Vince

  6. 6

    Geoff

    I work at the O.S. and I’d just like to say that there isn’t a trig pillar on top of Lord Herefords’ Knob, only a cairn. I know it’s a bit pedantic. I just wanted to add something to the HMHB lyrics project.

  7. @Geoff: One of my favourite comments ever.

  8. 8

    Geoff

    …although I should say that the grid reference they supply is exactly right. But could someone explain to me why this song puts me in mind of the Incredible String Band? I’m beginning to think this might be their best album.

  9. 9

    Gareth

    A single Seraph is the guy from the Matrix, I think; at least that’s what Google confirms. The Severn fits logically – you can see it from the top, on a clear day with the right drug – but since when has logic had anything to do with HMHB lyrics?

  10. 10

    Mr Larrington

    +1 for “Severn” over here.

    Note to self: go to bed, you oaf…

  11. 11

    Neil

    That’s definitely the Severn. Listen at high volume through headphones.

  12. 12

    Chris

    OK, I’m gonna change it to “Severn”, by popular vote. Although I bet everyone who thought it was “seraph” will now raise their objections. Or something.

  13. 13

    Ben

    Victory!

    Can you take another listen to my suggestion of “pox of the penine ridge” I think it’s much more likely than “pots”

    Yes, it’s still bugging me!

  14. 14

    Chris

    @Ben: You’ll need to gather a few more supporters for that one mate, I can’t hear that at all.

  15. 15

    chesneywold

    your’e should be you’re, i’m sure nigel would sing it with the correct contraction in mind

  16. 17

    Giles Pattison

    Agree about the Severn, but still not sure about the ‘Pennine ridge’ question. I’ve given it another listen and I don’t think its ‘p??? of the Pennine Ridge’ at all, I think it is ‘to the Pots, to the Pennine Ridge’. Hull Pot is near Penyghent a quarter of a mile from the Pennine Way (it is a big pothole). Hunt Pot is nearby and has a waterfall. It is described by Wainright as “an evil slit”. I’m inclined to go with ‘to the Pots, to the Pennine Ridge’ See also Spike Pot, Blind Pot and Eerie Pot and Penyghent Pot which has an extension called Better Dead Than Welsh.
    This is possibly too much information.

  17. 18

    Simon

    Pedantry alert – should there be a comma in the line “I gave up hope ironically for Lent”? If so, after hope or after ironically?

    It changes the meaning quite significantly – if the former it is an example of situational irony (he decides to give up hope, and by coincidence of timing it is Lent), if the latter it is an example of that rather irritating post-modern usage as ironic self-reference (because it was Lent, I decided to give up hope, knowing that there is an ironic comment to be made).

  18. 19

    Third rate Les in his Burberry fez

    Theoretically you could have a comma both before and after “ironically”, and if you have any, you should have both. If it’s only before, it makes the “ironically for Lent” idea a bit of an afterthought, which isn’t right in this case. As you say, one after puts the emphasis on “ironically”, as if the point wasn’t that he gave it up for Lent, it’s that he gave it up ironically, with the “for Lent” bit again an afterthought. Neither sounds really right to me though.

    Hey – it’s the 4th of August. I had a dream then.

  19. 20

    Charles Exford

    Hadn’t considered it before, but all four possibilities with and without commas are possible & “correct”, each of the comma-ed versions of course having arguably infinitessimally differing shades of meaning, or not, and the un comma-ed version being even more ambiguous, but still not very.

    Which is always nice.

    Funnily enough right now I’m marking English language assignments by German English teachers. Hee hee, the opportunities for pedantry are so endless that I hardly need the internet at the moment. What joy.

  20. I just did a cover of this. hope I got the lyrics right.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHe7CamE6lA

    The arrangement leaves out a couple of bits (whistle solo and closing section), but I’ll be doing another version later with those in. This is the version I do when solo on acoustic guitar – when the closing section doesn’t really work

    Chords will be published at my blog shortly.

  21. 22

    Charles Exford

    Uncanny. When you asked the other day if you had any requests, this was the one Mrs. Exford immediately mentioned, but to be honest her major request is that we can see your fingers making the chords, and I second that emotion. Fretwork homework and all that. Please don’t hide the chords behind your wine glass, she says.

    I’m on dial-up at me mum’s rustic bivvy for a few days (half-term and all that), so I’ve no idea if we can see your chords on this one but I sure hope so !

    Ooh but if the chords are on yer blog maybe it doesn’t matter. Keep up the good work,

    Exxo.

  22. 23

    Charles Exford

    I just happened to need to check out the main gig venue in Hebden Bridge, the Trades Club, for possible hiring for an event, so I cobwebbed up some old reviews, including this one from hmhb.co.uk of a gig on 17/2/99. It gives a new meaning to the revenge-ballad element in the song really, and kind of explains the anger towards the _chattering_ classes.

    “The problem is the place is run by a bunch of bearded middle aged southern dope-smoking hippies who try to impose a strictly ‘members only’ policy…. too many ‘members’ for my liking, who just took advantage of being able to get tickets and then spent the evening sat round tables trying to talk over the band – why bother! So we ended up with the ‘house full’ signs up and ‘genuine’ fans locked out. Bit of a farce. When I got in the place one of my mates said “no chance of getting pissed tonight”. I wondered what he meant until I tried to get to the bar. Two bar staff for 250 or so people! Bloody farce.”

  23. 24

    Lee's Twenty First

    Okay, so I get the “chevrons” and “paradise” references but what’s the deal with “All of our songs sound the same”?

  24. 25

    Third Rate Les

    It means “our works closely resemble one another”.

  25. 26

    Lee's Twenty First

    Thanks Les but (a) I don’t think that particular insult(?) applies to HMHB in the way that it could do to some bands (The Wedding Present spring to mind) because HMHB songs are so varied and (b) I can’t see that it’s a line from another HMHB song in the way that the other two references are.

    It just seems odd to me, that’s all.

  26. 27

    Dave F.

    Self deprecating irony, maybe?

    I don’t know if they got a review with that quote, but the boy Gedge certainly did & turned it into one of the best t-shirts I’ve owned.

    It’s just a pity that it shrunk in the wash over the years.

  27. 28

    Lee's Twenty First

    Dave: I know, it’s still one of my favourite EP covers.

  28. 29

    dagenham dave

    I would agree with Dave, another self deprecating line. the fact that the lyrics from the other songs fit perfectly into this one indicates some similarity in structure.

    I also had that Weddoes t-shirt, one of their best I reckon.

    I saw it as a bit of a pop at lazy journalistic clichés.

  29. 30

    Snowy

    Good work putting this one together
    ‘Twmpa, Twmpa, you’re gonna need a jumper’
    is possibly the greatest lyric ever written

  30. 31

    dagenham dave

    Dave F – you may be interested to know that that particular t-shirt has been reissued by The Wedding Present.

  31. 32

    Third Rate Les

    I don’t really think they sound the same either, but then neither do The Wedding Present’s, except for a small handful (maybe Interstate 5 has an acknowledged debt to Bewitched, but they’re both belters). He’s just gently making fun of himself because this one in particular has the same rhythm and structure as Paradise Lost, Keeping 2 Chevrons and indeed new song RSVP.

  32. 33

    Dave F.

    Cheer D. Dave

    Thank the lord they do them in ‘gut bucket’ size (to allow for the shrinkage, of course).

  33. 34

    Big Al

    Does he actually sing “cuckolded”? To me it sounds a bit like “Kirkcaldy’d” which would fit the wordplay oft used in these fine lyrics.

  34. 35

    Hartychoke

    ‘Twmpa Twmpa you’re gonna need a jumper’
    references the outro to the Beatles ‘I am the Walrus’ in which Macca says ‘Oompa Oompa stick it up you’re jumper’

  35. 36

    Charles Exford

    Well they’re both referencing Jimmy Edwards really, a massive post-war star whose TV series made it a household refrain and who in turn was doing somebody else’s song from the 30′s – the original artiste has been mentioned on here before.

    (but @ Jeff Dreadnought in the lists thread, it certainly has nothing to do with Shani Wallis)

  36. 37

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    HMHB, The Beatles and Jimmy Edwards are all referencing one of those Music Hall phrases that passed for comedy in them far off, more innocent days. The Two Leslies laid down this waxing in 1935.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB-oKyA-Snk

    Personally, I would rather like NB57 to record a version of Miss Porkington Would Like Cream Puffs.

  37. 38

    Dave Wiggins

    So nobody else recalls Nigel coming onstage with a washboard at Ormskirk Comrades Club in ’86 then? Ooh, look at you madam……

  38. 39

    Mac

    For some reason this fact on the BBC website caught my eye. Why is Hebden Bridge the lesbian capital?

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