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9 Jun 2008

Mid table, there’s nothing much on my fork

Mathematically Safe is under two minutes, quotes the title half a dozen times, and yet is quite perfect. I always dreamed about meeting a girl who would regard “I wanna make you mathematically safe” as an attractive comment. Ho hum. Thanks to Jon and gnick

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