10 Apr 2009
Neil Morrissey’s a knobhead
Bottleneck At Capel Curig is a live favourite and at first glance seems pretty straightforward, but the three people who I’m grateful to for sending in this one arrived at some wildly differing interpretations of one or two lines. I’ve taken the consensus, and listened to two session versions as well as the original, but I’m sure there may be a few, er, suggestions. Thanks to Neil G, gNick and Jon F
See lyrics to Bottleneck At Capel Curig
15 Letters Sent:
Daryl
“Neil Morrisey’s a knobhead” is Nigel’s greatest non sequitur
Doesn’t Neil’s surname have another ‘s’?
On a different issue, I see Lennie Bennett has died. HMHB never namechecked him (as far as I know), although he’s the type of nano celebrity who usually find a way into their songs. Rest in peace Lennie.
Apr 10th, 2009
Chris The Siteowner
Oops.
Apr 10th, 2009
Ian in Colorado
I always idly wondered whether a judiciously placed comma was intended, viz. “Neil, Morrissey’s a knobhead”.
I don’t think so, but still…..
Apr 11th, 2009
Charles Exford
On the Peel version you can hear another “a” after “Forever in…”
It’s as if whenever it’s a specific curse, you get ‘a bottleneck’, but when it’s the general state of purgatory that is being in the car on hols with your family, you don’t.
But then again if that were the case, we’d maybe get “a” after “cause” as well, but it’s not there.
So I’ll stick to mithering Maud with me theories, and not bother you noble Biscuitistas with me endless futile attempts to find significance.
Apr 11th, 2009
simon smith
Ian in Colorado, you have just made an old man very happy. Props to you for making me laugh through a biblical hangover. If only twere true, huh?
Apr 12th, 2009
Petrovic
I’ve always heard the last bit as ‘My shade will cause…’ and assumed he’s doomed to haunt the place forever.
Apr 14th, 2009
falcon randwick
Neil Morrissey is not a COMPLETE knobhead, he bought my book of poetry in the street in Adelaide, South Australia without any argument. Although i still think he’s a bit of a knobhead…
Apr 19th, 2009
falcon randwick
Mind you, the other Morrissey is TOTALLY A KNOBHEAD.
Apr 19th, 2009
Neil G
‘sins’ should be ‘sin’ to rhyme with ‘So I’m not forever in’
Apr 28th, 2009
Mr Larrington
In the White Lion of Mortimer one New Year’s Eve a woman asked me if I was Neil Morrissey. I can only assume that she was vair vair drunk.
Apr 29th, 2009
Richard Lovell
Could it be ‘my shape will cause…’ at the end?
Thanks for the police in Hawaii line. Never knew what to sing there.
Mar 18th, 2010
Ben
Proof, if ever it were needed of Mr Morrisseys forehead appendage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZq8A59NH1U
Jun 25th, 2010
dagenham dave
good grief, I had to turn it off, there should be a law against recording guff like that!
Jun 27th, 2010
Ricardo
The only flicker of enjoyment I got from that horrific video was by reading the comments, where some called gwenathy seems to think that this is the same Morrissey who fronted The Smiths.
Jun 27th, 2010
Exxo
Ha ha, good idea, I’m defo going on there to post several comments as if I thought it was the same Morrissey who played on the wing for Tranmere, and whose dad did the same for Everton.
Jun 27th, 2010
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