Even if yer missus doesn’t “get” Half Man Half Biscuit, Paintball’s Coming Home is the one she’ll still laugh at. The “Annie Lennox” line remains funny even on the millionth listening. Probably the best-ever example of Nigel’s favourite past-time of ranting against middle class twats. Loads of live variations too.
See lyrics of Paintball’s Coming Home
Chris
They watch Top Gear re-runs on Channel Dave
They watch Top Gear re-runs on Channel Dave
They watch Top Gear re-runs on Channel Dave
And say: “It’s not just for Petrolheads…”
(From the Cornbury Festival 2008)
20 July 2008
Neil
Also heard live: “They got the Rat Pack CD in the checkout queue…” and “They got the Best of Johnny Cash in the checkout queue…” – the latter with a “I shot a man in Tesco – just to watch him die” bit. Can’t remember the pay-off lines though!
30 July 2008
Blackstock Street Pete
“If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides!”……………It does’nt get much better than this!!!!!!!!!!
2 August 2008
Ricardo
I can’t remember it from Bath last Thursday, due to too much leaping, but it was something like…
They’d do absolutely anything to be in…
They’d do absolutely anything to be in…
They’d do absolutely anything to be in…
The Top Gear audience.
13 August 2009
A Healthier Lifestyle
There are two extra verses that can clearly be heard on the bootleg from The Arches, Glasgow, 21st May 2009;
They go through hell and high water for the chance
They go through hell and high water for the chance
They go through hell and high water for the chance
To be in the Top Gear audience
They’re really into their music, their tastes are broad
They’re really into their music, their tastes are broad
They’re really into their music, their tastes are broad
From Coldplay right through to U2
15 August 2009
Ant
they like their music slightly cutting edge
they like their music slightly cutting edge
they like their music slightly cutting edge
from x right through to x
x = insert favourite middle of the road drivel here….
13 February 2010
Tangerine Wizard.
This is my dad’s favourite Biscuit’s song.The last line cracks him up every time.
11 June 2012