The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

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• NEW The biggest single set of clarification of lyrics this site has ever had - yes, it's "Dylan can't sue"
• NEW Trad. Arr. Tunes - reminisce about cover versions HMHB have played over the years
• Gig Review section has room for your thoughts on the Leamington Spa gig
• MP3 of 2009 Roadwater gig (Right/Ctrl-click; 90 mins, 80Mb) - Thanks Christos!
• Cambridge gig announced for March 2010 (hometown gig: we're very excited here)
• "HMHB Towns" photos on Flickr
• Half-Decent Articles about HMHB
• Half Man Half Biscuit Lyric Machine on Twitter
• Stuart Vallantine's Half Map Half Biscuit
• Complete Peel Sessions download
• Half Man Half Biscuit gigs coming up

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• HMHB Lyrics in the Media
• Your PBRs
• Cover Versions
• Gig Reviews

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• Exxo: Confirmed as “halls”, i.e. halls of residence, and “can’t”, with Norbert spot-on...
• dagenham dave: “Don’t fear Bert Bert hears bells.” I think it’s safe to say we would never have worked that one...
• Exxo: NB57 told me: “…bubblewrap, doublewrap, other crap, have it back, river cruise, dinner queues, Bladder...
• Jim Poole: Celery reckons: “And oh-oh-oh-oh, here’s the bottom line’ instead of ‘And oh-oh-oh-oh, is the bottom...
• Chris The Siteowner: I knew you’d regret the FACT bit, Charles. Because after all that explanation, it turns...
• Chris The Siteowner: OK, it’s “robbed”. Confirmed: Source
• Chris The Siteowner: I can reveal exactly how it was confirmed to “Charles”. Right here.
• Peter Gandy: So Jim Poole and Finway from September 2008 were the nearest. How was it confirmed to you Exxo? A new...
• Charles Exford: Eu – flippin’ – reka ! Not that I worked it out for meself in the three or four...
• John Anderson: Teenage Eskimo
• Adam Colenso: The Game of Goose is referred to in a footnote by the mad narrator/commentator Kinbote in Pale Fire by...
• Dave F.: 27 Yards Of Dental Floss “…I’ve got the Plymouth outside” A car company named after...
• Chris The Siteowner: Interestingly, the three albums not available on Spotify (Back Again…, McIntyre… and...
• Trekking the Biscuit: admit I totally owe this one to Half Map Half Biscuit (via http://www.chrisrand.com/hm...
• Neil G: Ricardo, I’ve been checking Spotify for HMHB on and off for the last year. Why no Saucy Haulage...
• Ricardo: HMHB have suddenly appeared on Spotify. Eight of the studio albums plus Editor’s Recommendation EP.
• Charles Exford: Hear, hear. Apart from anything else we need an outlet for any new sessions in future. As a...
• Swanaldo: There’s still plenty of time to let the BBC know what you think re: 6Music....
• Rowan: Andrew Collings mentioned Running Order Squabble Fest on his 6 music Saturday show, not last Saturday, but the...
• Norbert D: The Peel session version settles this weird goth/dog tussle once and for all. I’ve never heard the...

Note from Chris The Siteowner:
I tend to act on lyric corrections usually only when somebody backs up an initial suggestion. If a correction doesn't get a seconder, I usually let it go (unless it's so obviously the right thing to do). However, if you feel strongly that I shouldn't have ignored a suggestion, feel free to re-post your comment and ask for some support!