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Fretwork Homework

We’re into the final of The Battle Of The Bands
And we’re gonna win ‘cos we’ve got the most fans
A day in the studio and two hundred quid
And a coveted support slot with Lisa Dominique

Fretwork Homework

With two pacy numbers we’ll open the show
Then slow it all down with the one about that bird
A swig of Jack Daniels then off with me top
And thank all the judges for sparing the time

Fretwork Homework

The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented
The chords are augmented…

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