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How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus?

Girlfriend’s Finished With Him is another good song about being in a band which also manages to shoehorn in a football reference, and something or other about dolphins. And that chorus at the end is one of those things which gets inside your head and refuses to leave for days. Thanks to Nigel and EskimoEric

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18 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Richard

    Risking the title of ‘annoying pedant 2008′ Frasier is I believe spelt Frazier.

  2. I cannot believe I did that. I humbly beg your forgiveness, fellow pedants. It may take me another year to recover (and the error of my ways will be there for all to see in the URL of this page, forever).

  3. 3

    Steve Malkmoose

    I now have images in my mind of a ‘Kelsey Grammar lookalike’ Acapella quartet!!

  4. Where’s that school then?

  5. 5

    Dave Betts

    Little Britain!

  6. 6

    Ben

    Listening to this today.

    “Inspired by no one, other groups bore us
    how can you say we sound like ‘Frazier Chorus’?”

    may well be HMHB’s most under-rated couplet.

  7. 7

    Champagne Charlie Exford

    They are brilliant lyrics… but I’ve never understood how anyone can but fleetingly have a ‘favourite’ or suggest a ‘best ever’.

    Anyway, Costermonger needs a bit of Randy capitalisation. Definitely refers to the record label. Personally, I’d go for “Who loves ya, Costermonger ?” as Telly Savalas said “Who loves ya, baby ?”

  8. 8

    gary

    at the end of the night when the ride has been ridden? as in the piss has been taken.

  9. 10

    Simon

    > Costermonger needs a bit of Randy capitalisation. Definitely refers to the record label.

    I may be misunderstanding: do you mean the Costermonger Records which Gene used to record on? That label’s first release wasn’t till 1994, was it? So, unlikely to be referenced in a 1991 song.

    I thought that “costermonger” was a further Whitechapel reference, in this case to a bald trader in the market there.

  10. 11

    Charles Exford

    You’re right of course. NB does love dropping record label names in there, so I just assumed …

    Nice lads were Gene. I once won a silver disc of their first album off some radio competition. Must still be in the attic. Wonder if it’d fetch owt on ebay ?

  11. 12

    s.g.d A Shropshire Lad

    In the lyric book it says ” Alt Television” not ol’ television.

  12. Not wishing to shoot the messenger, I’m beginning to be glad we never just got a copy of the lyric book and reprinted it.

  13. 14

    s.g.d A Shropshire Lad

    phewww!

    good job I didn’t mention Numanoid Hang-Glide.

  14. 15

    Dave F.

    What’s wrong with Alt?

    I thought it referred to the band. Did their singer have a bald pate?

    or it could, I suppose, refer to one of Janet Street-Porter’s creations.

  15. 16

    s.g.d A Shropshire Lad

    Alternative TV came from Deptford, about 4 miles from Whitechapel.

    Had Nigel been reading George Augustus Sala’s Gaslight and Daylight?

    ‘Down Whitechapel way.’ Have you ever been ‘down’ that way, reader? Ten to one you have not. You have heard, probably, of Whitechapel needles; and the costermonger from whom you may occasionally have condescended to purchase vegetables would very likely inform you, were you to ask him, that he lives ‘down that way.’

  16. 17

    Peter Gandy

    Alternative TV’s singer was Mark Perry of ‘Sniffin’ Glue’ fanzine fame; I think he had a full head of hair. Danny Baker – also from Deptford and ‘Sniffin’ Glue’ sang backing vocals on a Crispy Ambulance album.

    I go with Old Television with Nigel lengthening Aristotle’s assumed forename much in the same way that Brian Clough used to do.

  17. 18

    Phillip Wright

    Forgive me if this has been discussed but rather than “An ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel Way”, I always hear, “A Neu revival down Whitechapel Way’

    Maybe because I am a Krautrock devotee ?

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