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Stick this in your Volvo glove compartment

Corgi Registered Friends is another bit of middle class bashing (see Paintball’s Coming Home, etc etc etc). And it’s one of my favourites. I’m not sure I’d like to explain to anyone why they’d need to ensure your friends were CORGI registered though. Thanks to Patrick and to gNick

See lyrics to Corgi Registered Friends

3 Letters Sent:
  1. Ian Ritson

    Second line is definitely “It’s said the one-eyed man is king”

  2. One of those ones where it depends on which version you listen to; in the Radio Merseyside gig it’s definitely “They say…” but on the album, you’re right, it’s “It’s said…”

  3. Mick Ransom

    I always thought that the last line was.. “Stick-Mitt in your Volvo” (glove compartment). Stick-Mitts are those gloves that pick all of the bits off your clothes.. and are a well known middle-class favourite!

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