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The age-old eel in your decommissioned fridge

Something’s Rotten In The Back of Iceland is a belter of an album-opener, which might have one indistinct couple of words to argue about, quite a rarity for 90 Bisodol (Crimond). Five different contributors for this one, five different versions of that line. Thanks to Third Rate Les, Desmon, Conrad, Barry and Leigh

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  1. 1

    John Anderson

    I’m sure it’s “stuck it out in the alley on the wrong day again” which makes far more sense.

  2. 2

    Charles Exford

    It’s “her latest song in ‘C’ “. One wonders if she sometimes sings it another key.

    It’s also “I don’t want to be in ‘the’ or ‘their’ distillery”. I incline more toward the latter.

    And surely, but not quite as assuredly, I reckon it’s “And be an antidote to…” It’s part of what he wants.

    The grass is always greener, I suppose, but I do wish that here in Leeds we could have the fortnightly collections for 3 different bins, as they do on Wirral, resulting their in a (council claim of) nearly
    40% recycling back there in my homeland. Leeds’ weekly collection for general refuse and monthly for recycling is not the way forward.
    But at least it’s not a memory test involving two different days of the week, which seems to be the downside of the rather strictly enforced Wirral system.

  3. 3

    John Anderson

    On another listen he seems to say “angular urban concerns” rather than “regular urban concerns”.

  4. 4

    Treadmore

    ^ I agree with “angular”

  5. 5

    Charles Exford

    I thought for quite a while it was ‘angular’. I foolishly serached for meaning in the idea of ‘the woman from the corner’ or even some sort of ‘anguila’ reference (it’s the genus name of the eel family dontcha know and so I even consider ‘anguilar’ ).

    But then I realised it’s very probaby “yaregular” with /eg/ sounding as identical to / eŋ / as two consonants can get without being identical.

  6. 6

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    Is the repeated line possibly ‘A nicer couple I couldn’t have a hope to meet’?

    I was angling towards ‘angular’ albeit with an architectural leaning. Something like this;

    http://www.rockwool.dk/inspiration/current+architecture/dresden%C2%B4s+palace+of+dreams

    However, I’m intrigued by anguilla which, as Charles points out, forms the binomial for the European eel (Anguilla anguilla). Would fit in beautifully with the song sung in C.

  7. 7

    bobbybottler

    It’s just like discussing “Doreen” all over again

  8. 8

    Dagenham Dave

    and there was me thinking it was “anger and urban concerns”, this makes more sense but is obviously incorrect,

  9. 9

    John Burscough

    Actually, an excursion to The Oban Distillery looks quite inviting. (And since there’s only one, might there be a case for Distillery with a capital D?)

  10. 10

    Hagerty F.

    Just a suggestion, but it might be ‘could’ instead of ‘can’ in line three.

  11. 11

    SPENCER THE HALFWIT

    That’ll be 176 then.

  12. 12

    Chesneywold

    Am i missin summat obvious, anyone know what this eel in your fridge business is about?

  13. 13

    dagenham Dave

    I’ve visited Oban Distillery and had a very interesting and informative time there.

  14. 14

    Rubber Faced Irritant

    Speaking of “am I missin summat obvious” (which sounds like my native Woolyback dialect) am I the only one of us pedants who doesn’t consider this a belter (no offence Chris)? To my cloth ears, it is not a great tune and lyrically bland. I would categorise it as ‘filler’, whilst accepting that the opening track can’t be intended as filler.

    This is all relative as the album is indubitably a belter. If it is not in the next Mercury shortlist it’s the biggest scandal since Frankie wasn’t voted off the X Factor last night. Sorry to lower the tone.

  15. 15

    SPENCER THE HALFWIT

    Seconded, to a degree. I think it is one of the album’s lesser lights, but it may just be that it suffers by comparison to a set of largely corking choons.

    Still think Fix It is over-rated though.

  16. 16

    Paul F

    I’m not keen to be honest. It also suffers from following RARIFOBW in my car as the album goes back to the start.

  17. 17

    Hagerty F.

    Going against the trend, I think this is one of the stronger songs on an average album. It’s certainly the best opening line anyway.

  18. 18

    Jon N

    …be an antidote to you Anglia. (Ford or East… take your pick)

  19. 19

    chris from future doom

    Interesting that both this and RARIFOBW both have sudden endings; no coincidence i’m sure.

  20. 20

    Chris S

    Does anyone else think it sounds like ‘tread’ round distillery rather than trip?

  21. 21

    Charles Exford

    Just a question, not even a tentative suggestion, but does anyone else wonder whether it’s “Oban concerns” the second time (only) ?

  22. 22

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    All 4 mentions of whatever concerns it may be start with a definite ‘Urrrr’ sound to me, whilst the single certain mention of Oban is a definate ‘Ohhh’ sound. They seem quite distinctly different to these ears, but having said that, these days I trust them about as much as I trusted my MkIII Cortina on a cold, damp winter’s morn back in the day.

  23. 23

    Tom

    For anyone who didn’t pick it: the Iceland of the title refers to a line of refrigerator-freezers manufactured (I believe) by Maytag. He misses his old fridge, is what the song’s about. He puts the bins out to see the old girl, and the bit about the eel in the decommissioned fridge might make a bit more sense in that context. I’m at a loss to explain the significance of the key of C, the best I can do is some kind of reference to Celsius, but there’s got to be a better theory than that surely?

  24. 24

    John Burscough

    Wouldn’t he have unloaded his old fridge-freezer outside D-list Paul Ross’s “gaff”?
    Incidentally, if this is the Victor and Hilary referred to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101787/
    then I wouldn’t want to be in their distillery ether.

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