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The burly physio of non-league Farnborough Town

Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite is notable for containing one of the oddest bits of trivia ever to occur in a pop song. HMHB have an awesome track record of mentioning people and places in their lyrics which suddenly go, er, tits up. From Rod Hull and Tony Bastable, to Rob Fisher of Climie Fisher, you wouldn’t want to get a namecheck in one of their songs, and not just because your name is probably being taken in vain. Anyway, it’s perhaps not surprising then that non-league Farnborough Town went into liquidation in 2007.

See lyrics of Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite

17 Letters Sent:
  1. Always thought it was “saw your pastel on the precinct floor”, but hey good effort.
    Pete

  2. Another one we’ll probably never be quite sure of!

  3. 3

    Treadmore

    “torch songs” – I thought that would refer to something specific, like the Carly Simon LP, so would be “Torch songs”.

  4. 4

    Treadmore

    nevermind, just read the wikipedia article :P

  5. 5

    dagenham dave

    I agree with Pete T’s May 2008 suggestion about the ‘pastel on the precinct floor’.
    Now I really must leave this site alone and go to bed……

  6. 6

    Dave F.

    Yet again from the lyric book, it’s ‘pastelling’.

    Tell me when I sound like a stuck record, won’t you?

  7. 7

    lurking like len

    Does anyone know if “I’m Standing In The Road” was actually penned by said burly physio of non-league Farnborough Town?

  8. 8

    John Anderson

    Sad to say it wasn’t.

  9. 9

    s.g.d A Shropshire Lad

    I think that they were all Villa fans though.

  10. 10

    lurking like len

    it seemed so unlikely – i thought it might possibly be true!

  11. 11

    Neil G

    From the Blackfoot Sue website:

    “After coming home from a gig, they would unload their gear out of the van and straight away set it back up in their front room, ready for rehearsing and noodling out new song ideas. It was here that Standing In The Road was written, in January 1972, during an extended jam session, based on a rhythm that had come to David in a dream!”

    I hoped it was true, I must admit. I don’t think any members of Blackfoot Sue ever went on to become burly physios, non-league or otherwise.

  12. 12

    Poolio

    Not happy with Kenneth, Emma, although might be the two voices overlapping that confuse… sounds more like….
    Kendif.. Emba.. althought can’t think what on earth might replace it….

    And I think RADA should be R.A.D.A. or R A D A or R-A-D-A otherwise I want ot pronounce it Rada like Lada…

    Home time – yippee!!

  13. 13

    Dave F.

    Kenneth Branagh & Emma Thompson, who were married luvvies, darling.

    Both slappable.

  14. 14

    Dougal

    Rainer Werner is probably Fassbinder:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainer_Werner_Fassbinder

    R-A-D-A is probably The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (which Branagh attended):
    http://www.rada.ac.uk/

  15. 15

    churl

    Seems to be an unwritten rule on here that nobody should ever be churlish enough to point out the unwritten rules.

    Like the fact that if it’s on hmhb.co.uk, well we assume everyone knows.

    Not that Gez is always 100% right, but anyway I’m so churlish these days that I’ve turned into an actual churl

    http://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/records/Leaden.htm

  16. Ah, but Churles, you maybe assume that Gez’s site is somehow where HMHB fans live when they’re not eating or sleeping, whereas I’m going to humbly suggest that a decent number of visitors here have probably never been to that fashionably black place. We’re just approaching our 200,000th visit here since records began, and something like 55% of them came from Google. So straighten your tie (and your act), your ramblings may be one of the first things many people ever read about the band!

  17. 17

    Vendor of Quack Nostrums

    As Billy Boy once wrote:

    “tender churl, mak’st waste in niggarding:
    Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
    To eat the world’s due, by the grave and thee.”

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