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The burly physio of non-league Farnborough Town

Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite is notable for containing one of the oddest bits of trivia ever to occur in a pop song. HMHB have an awesome track record of mentioning people and places in their lyrics which suddenly go, er, tits up. From Rod Hull and Tony Bastable, to Rob Fisher of Climie Fisher, you wouldn’t want to get a namecheck in one of their songs, and not just because your name is probably being taken in vain. Anyway, it’s perhaps not surprising then that non-league Farnborough Town went into liquidation in 2007.

See lyrics of Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite

11 Letters Sent:
  1. Always thought it was “saw your pastel on the precinct floor”, but hey good effort.
    Pete

  2. Another one we’ll probably never be quite sure of!

  3. Treadmore

    “torch songs” – I thought that would refer to something specific, like the Carly Simon LP, so would be “Torch songs”.

  4. Treadmore

    nevermind, just read the wikipedia article :P

  5. dagenham dave

    I agree with Pete T’s May 2008 suggestion about the ‘pastel on the precinct floor’.
    Now I really must leave this site alone and go to bed……

  6. Dave F.

    Yet again from the lyric book, it’s ‘pastelling’.

    Tell me when I sound like a stuck record, won’t you?

  7. lurking like len

    Does anyone know if “I’m Standing In The Road” was actually penned by said burly physio of non-league Farnborough Town?

  8. John Anderson

    Sad to say it wasn’t.

  9. s.g.d A Shropshire Lad

    I think that they were all Villa fans though.

  10. lurking like len

    it seemed so unlikely – i thought it might possibly be true!

  11. Neil G

    From the Blackfoot Sue website:

    “After coming home from a gig, they would unload their gear out of the van and straight away set it back up in their front room, ready for rehearsing and noodling out new song ideas. It was here that Standing In The Road was written, in January 1972, during an extended jam session, based on a rhythm that had come to David in a dream!”

    I hoped it was true, I must admit. I don’t think any members of Blackfoot Sue ever went on to become burly physios, non-league or otherwise.

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