Half Man Half Biscuit: M-6-ster

M-6-ster

M-A-U-G-E-R
Ivan Mauger robbed my car

Christian Salvesen, Ryder
Curries of Dumfries
Norbert Dentressangle
North Staffs Police

Knutsford City Limits
TNT Overnight
Born on a central reservation
Died on a caravan site

K-R-O-K-U-S
Krokus know my home address

Dad can I have another pear drop?
Dad can I have another drink?
Dad how deep d’y'reckon that is?
Dad are we nearly there yet?

Yngwie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yngwie Malmsteen in our van
Yngwie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yngwie Malmsteen…

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News, Audio, Video etc

NEW Trad. Arr. Tunes - reminisce about cover versions HMHB have played over the years
NEW Gig Review section has room for your thoughts on the Leamington Spa gig
MP3 of 2009 Roadwater gig (Right/Ctrl-click; 90 mins, 80Mb) - Thanks Christos!
Cambridge gig announced for March 2010 (hometown gig: we're very excited here)
"HMHB Towns" photos on Flickr
Half-Decent Articles about HMHB
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Stuart Vallantine's Half Map Half Biscuit
Complete Peel Sessions download
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I tend to act on lyric corrections usually only when somebody backs up an initial suggestion. If a correction doesn't get a seconder, I usually let it go (unless it's so obviously the right thing to do). However, if you feel strongly that I shouldn't have ignored a suggestion, feel free to re-post your comment and ask for some support!