Half Man Half Biscuit: Visitor for Mr Edmonds

Petrovic: This is totally lifted from the Yahoo HMHB messageboard, so sorry for pinching the story, but… WRONG...
dj: i assumed bobby to be the chimp’s name
YeltzDoc: I shoehorned one into Hawksbee and Jacobs on ShoutSh1te yesterday. They were asking for words that are only...
Chris The Siteowner: Well, we tried: National Shite Day made number 18 and Blue Badge Abuser made number 27 in Word...
Chris The Siteowner: Kudos to Ian King of The Times today for shoehorning in a big HMHB reference into a story about...
Petrovic: There also appear to be a lot of biographies of Hardy, if you can summon up the strength to search them for...
Matt: Hi guys. Great work. Been a biscuit fan for 22 years or so. I feel straightways will in fact probably be...
Charles Exford: Thanks for that link Petrovic ! I’d already earmarked a second-hand copy on Amazon, but...
Petrovic: Thank you Charles. The text of A Changed Man’s online here if you haven’t already found it.
Charles Exford: Thank you so much Neil - BRILLIANT - you’ve made my 2009 already. My inability to listen to...

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