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Well thank God I’m not Jake the Peg

Restless Legs is a perfect two-minute album opener, which I resolved to get on the site about 4:06 last night as I lay awake with an uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and watch that documentary I’d recorded about the 1980-81 season, with Alan Brazil. It sums things up perfectly (the song, not the season in review). More importantly, it gives me the chance to point you towards this utterly extraordinary David Lynch pastiche on YouTube, which uses the song as its soundtrack and inspiration. I don’t know the story behind the making of the video, but it’s truly brilliant.

See lyrics to Restless Legs

26 Letters Sent:
  1. Martin

    “Boring though this film may be………”

  2. Yep, well done: had to listen to a live version to confirm that!

  3. Jan

    Could it not be “crazed by restless legs” instead of “grazed my restless legs”? Only a thought!

  4. nigel

    “Slumber still won’t visit thee
    So long as you stay next to me”

    preserves the rhyme and makes more sense..

  5. Both of those make sense (gosh it scares me when someone called “Nigel” makes a comment). Anyone else have any thoughts on the matter(s)?

  6. Peter Gandy

    Chris,

    I reckon you’d be more likely to receive one from Charles Exford if Nigel wanted to make a contribution. I spotted a post in that name on http://www.ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com, and wondered if it was from Nigel or someone who posts on this site.

  7. nigel

    not that Nigel !

    I disagree with “crazed by restless legs”.

    It’s “grazed my restless legs” to my ears.

  8. Petrovic

    @ Peter Gandy: Thanks for the tip-off – there’s another Charles Exford letter here

  9. Charlie

    I’m pretty sure it’s ‘Slumber still won’t visit thee’, after hearing it at the Forum last night. Still can’t work out if it’s ‘grazed my’ or ‘crazed by’ though.

  10. Another vote for “thee”. I hadn’t spotted that before – it makes much more sense.

  11. Bill Stow

    Restless Legs – Verse 4 – line 1 – the spelling should be ‘ Homeopathic’

    you want corrections – I’ve got corrections

    regards

    Bill

  12. The fact I can’t type should not surprise anyone. The fact that 399 people have viewed those lyrics on 461 occasions (thank you Google Analytics) and none of them have spotted the typo is not so much a surprise as an item of extreme concern. Bunch of illiterate pedants.

  13. Peter

    definitely “slumber still won’t visit thee”. Compare the sound of the rhyming “me” – v different. Plus the sense.
    fantastic site, thanks.

  14. Dave F.

    I think the time should be written four o’six.

    As in four o’clock. An abbreviation of ‘of the’ or ‘of the hour’.

  15. But it doesn’t mean “four of the six”, it’s just a literal reading of the time on a digital clock. We could argue about my hyphen, but I don’t like to see a lone “o”, which isn’t a word.

  16. Dave F.

    Hmm… I’m not convinced, I have to say.

    I’ve heard/used the time of day description as used in this song long before digital watches were a pretty neat Idea.

    Oi! Dave, do you have the time?
    Yes, it’s ten o’eight.

    Some people still used clocks with hands on them!

    On a side note, I’m going with “grazed my…”

  17. Treadmore

    I don’t think there is an “I’ve” before “Got an uncontrollable urge to take…”

  18. Dave F.

    I agree with Treadmore.

    Also
    A five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
    To Stretch these restless legs

    Well it’s more like T’ stretch…

  19. Live version tends to back up the “I’ve” but not the “To” suggestions (not that we’re transcribing live versions here, but they’re good clues). Thanks.

  20. Tom F

    Slowing it down a bit, it sounds like “Crazed by restless legs”.

  21. Treadmore

    +1 for “Crazed by restless legs”

  22. Swanaldo

    I would render the time as 4:06.

    It’s gotta be “Grazed my restless legs”, there’s no ‘b’ sound at all.

  23. Swanaldo

    Oh, and

    “Come to naught”, rather than “nought”.

  24. dagenham dave

    had another listen and I’m convinced it’s ‘grazed’,

  25. Treadmore

    +1 for grazed ^_^

    sorry, I listened again – the power of suggestion was too strong

  26. Well here’s something. Simon Mayo mentioned the song during a feature on his Radio 2 Drivetime show the other day, while interviewing a doctor about Restless Legs Syndrome (thanks Richard). And he quoted the verse as ending “…raised my restless legs”

    It’s possible.

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