The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

Busking this at Embankment Tube tomorrow

110 pop songs picked over by pedants!

When I was appearing on Junior Kickstart

Footprints just wouldn’t work in any accent other than Scouse, would it? This song almost defines the description “droll”. It’s awesomely funny. Ten points just for knowing what or who Bert, Adge, The Shend and Daktari are (I did! And should I be proud of that? Would my parents be proud of me? Would my Dad let me borrow his golf clubs if he knew?). The original Footprints in the Sand poem which this is, er, inspired by, is one of those twee things which appear on posters designed to extract cash from evangelical Christians. It would appear people argue over the authorship of it. I’d run and hide, me.

See lyrics of Footprints

2 Letters Sent:
  1. Chris Robertson

    Chris,

    Great work mate - don’t envy you this task - especially with corrections from part time spotters like me.

    Re footprints lyrics - it’s Ivor Cutler not Adge Cutler.

    Keep this up mate though - they should be national treasures as Peel suggested. “Can you hear Talvin Singh?” - utter genius.

    Can’t wait for the new album.

    All the best.

    Chris Robertson

  2. Sorry Chris, it really is Adge Cutler

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