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You’ll have to join Jools for the jam sketch

Moody Chops is about all those musicians who continue to play the impoverished, tortured artist even when they’re on the way to sharing G&Ts in the Long Room with Mick and Sir Tim. Or at least that’s how I’ve always read it. One or two people seem to think it’s specifically about Morrissey though. And by the way, the Dutch were never going to decide they could reclaim the IJsselmeer after all, and achieve it in six years, by 2003. Apparently. Thanks to David

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19 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Simon Aughton

    I’ve always thought it was about Thom Yorke. Something to do with the hand-up-the-sleeve reference.

  2. 2

    Mr Larrington

    Re: “Now you’ve got water to stop [?]”

    I’ve always heard this as “Now you’ve got wads of the stuff”, i.e. Filthy Lucre.

  3. 3

    Mr Larrington

    Additional pedantry: “But know you’ve got national acclaim” – I think that “k” is surplus to requirements.

  4. 4

    Dave F.

    I think Zuiderzee is one word.

    You’re gonna have to take your hand from out of your sleeve.

    Unlike Mark E Smith:
    You’re gonna have to join Jools for the jam sketch

    I agree with “wads of the stuff” It sounds like only one syllable when he says wads.

    I think Chris is correct with “But know …”

  5. 5

    dj

    and you’ve missed the “join” from the first “join jools for the jam sketch”

  6. 6

    Ricardo

    Think 2nd line is “You’ve gone and got national acclaim”, and 10th is “But no, you’ve got national acclaim.

    Agree that Zuiderzee should be one word, and, like Simon, above, always assumed it to be about Thom Yorke.

  7. Ta for all that folks. Hope I’ve made the rather large number of appropriate corrections!

  8. 8

    Dave F.

    I think Chris was correct originally with “You gone and…”
    I can’t here the “‘ve”

  9. 9

    A Gubba Lookalike

    I never considered Morrissey for this song, always Thom Yorke.
    It makes sense because this song coincides with the aftermath of OK Computer, which certainly gave Yorke “national acclaim”. Morrissey hit his peak in the late 80′s, if the song was “you’ve gone and continued coasting on your background national acclaim”. Maybe I’m just pedantic.

  10. It wasn’t me who thought it was about Moz, it was people like this. But those wacky Moz fans got it right.

  11. 11

    Ben

    I was always under the impression it was aimed at Leonard Cohen, isn’t he a well known arm in sleeve tucker?

  12. 12

    Daryl

    Richard Ashcroft or Liam Gallagher for me.

  13. 13

    Charles Exford

    How could the song be about anyone who achieved national acclaim before “Later” became established as the music business establishment’s broadsheet acceptable outlet ? Which rules out Mozza & Len.

    I think its targets are mostly generic, but if it’s ‘abou’t anyone it’s about more about N. Blackwell Esq. than anyone else, projecting himself once again into the kind of music business career he has so stubbornly rejected and resisted, and once again justifying that choice..

  14. 14

    Daryl

    “Alright boys, fill the skip” is such a brilliant line.

  15. 15

    Mark

    Surely it’s “You’re mumbling, you’re gonna have to be defined”?

    Mind you, I also always thought it was “No one can be maudlin in a minor key”.

    I love this site!

  16. 16

    Pot bellied fool

    Not sure if anyone’s picked up on this, or if this is even the appropriate place to mention it, but Moody Chops takes a line directly from Blind Willie McTell’s Talkin’ to You Wimmen About the Blues …at one point Mary Willis says to Willie “you gonna drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log”. The tune is downloadable here – you need Winrar tho’. God bless us one and all.

  17. It’s also available as an MP3 – along with its story – here. But the odd thing is, the recording was apparently only “rediscovered” in 2007. Not being an old bluesman myself, I’d like to know more!

  18. 18

    Ricardo

    I think that Jimmie Rodgers seems to be generally credited as the first to have coined the phrase, though it has been used many times since.

    It appears in Blue Yodel No 1, recorded in 1927, the opening lyrics of which will also be familiar.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIBmGZxAhg

  19. 19

    Rubber Faced Irritant

    I was simultaneously intrigued and baffled by the re-emergence of MC in the last 2 setlists. I may be the only person who, on hearing ‘Hey There Moody Chops’ can’t help thinking ‘Hey There Mardy Bum’ by Arctic Monkeys. Dylan can’t sue, but should NB57? Probably not.

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