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It’s Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas starts off like the Cocteau Twins and it’s all a bit, well, odd. Kiddies singing? Someone even made a video for it. Thanks to Jon

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14 Letters Sent:
  1. 1

    Martin

    “…. and your smile has a fee”. I think.

    It rhymes and fits in with the sentiment.

  2. 2

    Gordon Burns

    Is it not…

    “…disdain at the crane”

  3. 3

    RobJ

    I’ve always thought it was “All the same, here’s a card”.

  4. Thanks all!

  5. 5

    Neil G

    MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008 AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR IN 2009.

  6. 6

    Treadmore

    the perfect video to accompany the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRDJgn68h1A

  7. 7

    s.g.d. a ShropshireLad

    I think that we should campaign to get this to number one this Christmas.

    Anyone got any ideas how we can restore a little bit of Christmas and give whatever song X factor releases a run for it’s money?

  8. 8

    chesneywold

    Isn’t it ‘the crepe with the bright fairy lights’?

    You know a cheap decoration involving lights and crepe. what’s a crane with bright fairy lights?

    i can’t believe this song doesnt get more airplay what with ‘cool’ djs always looking for alternative xmas songs and not everyone can play fairytale of new york every day. it’s perfect. bells, children’s choir, mentions of pine and jingle bells, heartwarming and genuinely amusing. it gives people who are annoyed at those who hate xmas for no reason a much-needed acerbic boost.

    i am singing it til twelfth night.

  9. 9

    John Burscough

    Quite so, quite so, but the cranes at the concrete factory near us have fairy lights on them every year, and so does this one.
    (Twelve Days of Christmas by The Joseph & Mary Chain is quite good too.)

  10. 10

    SPENCER THE HALFWIT

    I think Gideon Coe had it lined up to play last night, but I wasn’t around to witness it.

  11. I agree it’s odd it doesn’t get more coverage – I was puzzled that it wasn’t in NME’s list of alternative Christmas songs. Much as I like “I’m getting pissed for Christmas” by Peter & The Test Tube Babies and the Stiff Little Fingers version of White Christmas, they’re nowhere close.

    I hadn’t heard Poly Styrene’s Black Christmas before – that’s a belter. I also looked up efforts by The Killers, Glasvegas, Low, Sufjan Stevens, Galaxi 500 and Hurts which were good, although as ever left me wondering how the term “alternative” can still be used; the Hurts one (“all I want for Christmas is New Year’s Day”) could just as easily be by Westlife.

  12. Thurd rate Les? Ooof. That’s these modern gadgets’ keyboards for you.

  13. 13

    Paddy

    Utter genius from a brilliant album. The greatest Xmas song ever. Wish I was in Manchester tonight. How did it go?

  14. 14

    Paddy

    Why does any other Xmas record outsell this one?

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